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Nonworkingmonke

  1. "Fuck off, Boris, you twat. You're an idiot" Another evening watching the Jubilee celebrations with my mum about 12 hours ago via web
  2. Haircuts for the werewolves of Montparnasse instagr.am/p/LaNymxjK_X/ about 18 hours ago via Instagram
  3. That's me sorted for the 7 hour flight to Paris instagr.am/p/LZBijrjK_N/ 5:07 PM Jun 2nd via Instagram
  4. The Air Canada 'lounge' sucks cock but the gin is free, so who cares? instagr.am/p/LY6wQXjK6W/ 4:08 PM Jun 2nd via Instagram
  5. Moose guard instagr.am/p/LY36ukjK4_/ 3:43 PM Jun 2nd via Instagram
  6. You are awesome instagr.am/p/LYyvbSjK1I/ 2:57 PM Jun 2nd via Instagram
  7. Top Union Flag/Jack info. Yours, bunting- free flaginstitute.org/index.php?loca… 2:49 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Canadian ostriches at play instagr.am/p/LYhi6ZjK7s/ 12:27 PM Jun 2nd via Instagram
  9. @ramage @belgianwaffle Is almost too much to bear 8:45 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to ramage
  10. Elbow - Mirrorball (Abbey Road / Orchestral Session): youtu.be/Sq10PhUG9VQ via @youtube 8:42 AM Jun 2nd via Tweet Button
  11. Guy Garvey is my imaginary husband. Except his is married and so am I. Plus I am a monkey and he is a man. So it probably wouldn't work 8:39 AM Jun 2nd via web
  12. Oh look. It's a cat in a baby dress pinterest.com/pin/8915726759… 8:19 PM Jun 1st via Pinterest
  13. This is one of the best photographs I have ever seen. In it, a squirrel has a small sleep on a mini sofa ti.me/GFHQJU via @LIFE 7:46 PM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
  14. A squirrel in a dress having some sausage pinterest.com/pin/8915726759… 7:45 PM Jun 1st via Pinterest
  15. A Squirrel’s Guide to Fashion - LIFE ti.me/GFHQJU another one I fear @ramage and @belgianwaffle may enjoy 7:43 PM Jun 1st via Tweet Button