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  1. the only fucking post-its you will ever fucking need http://non-workingmonkey.bl... about 8 hours ago from web
  2. there is no point following the other Twitter thing I have! I can't remember the password and never use it anyway. Yes. 6:25 AM Nov 21st from web
  3. hot doc action http://non-workingmonkey.bl... 8:55 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. Miami airport . Bleurgh. Bleurgh. 4:27 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. Chile's nice. Got llamas in it and everything. And you can eat alpaca chop suey without irony. 7:31 PM Nov 17th from web
  6. sneak preview of excellent Chilean hotel http://bit.ly/15uesT 10:24 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. Montreal-Miami-Santiago-Arica-Putre. Them alpacas better be worth it. 5:34 AM Nov 12th from web
  8. @crcb1987 one day someone will give me money to write a book and everything will be OK. But not Simon Cowell. 5:33 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to crcb1987
  9. who is the person at ITV who read 43 pages of my blog today? Who? 6:13 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. vote now for England vs. North America http://bit.ly/gFAaq 7:58 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. is Dr Zaius, the orang-utang scientist http://tinyurl.com/yaqcpaw 7:40 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. I am packing for Chile because I am an international jet-setter. Apparently there is no oxygen where we are staying, but I am not afraid. 5:03 PM Nov 10th from web
  13. having a tiny little suck on a glass of absinthe 8:10 PM Nov 9th from web
  14. I do not use Twitter for serious purposes. It is to make people watch things like this: http://bit.ly/12jxDs 10:53 AM Nov 9th from web
  15. Groundbreaking work on the value of social media. http://bit.ly/4gIkam 6:49 PM Nov 8th from web
  16. Look! There is a Facebook fan-thing type thing started about lovely me! http://tinyurl.com/yjnd4uq (only one member, but a good one) 3:51 PM Nov 8th from web
  17. I have just made over 1, 342 biscotti. Now I will not eat them all. 6:54 PM Nov 6th from web
  18. watch this (if you understand French of the Quebec type) http://bit.ly/3WMNrh 6:53 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. very much enjoys her own jokes http://bit.ly/2j9wpw 8:39 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. is thinking fondly of the expression "it's a bit disco vicar" 7:36 PM Nov 3rd from web