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@PrettyLush Nice work! *is proud* And right before the holidays...stay motivated, it's hard with potatoes staring you in the face. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to PrettyLush
60 emails in 3.5 hours. You know you envy my skillz. about 3 hours ago from web
@PrettyLush Congrats! HOW did you do it?? about 3 hours ago from web in reply to PrettyLush
I cant even claim this brilliance: "sometimes I say outloud "have a nice morning" then in my head I think "but I hope your afternoon sucks"" about 4 hours ago from web
For the record...an email address is *not* a URL. Close though! about 5 hours ago from web
@catchiso Ooooooh how I've missed your brilliant smartass comments. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to catchiso
@TheHollyLane Ha! :) about 6 hours ago from web in reply to TheHollyLane
....and....I need hand sanitizer after watching it. *twitch* about 19 hours ago from txt
A sign that OCD runs in the family? My little brother just licked icecream off the floor-its *that* clean. about 19 hours ago from txt
Feel like everything is spinning out of your control? Only you can hang on to something solid and change it. about 19 hours ago from txt
is getting good practice at the "putting the foot down" exercise. about 22 hours ago from web
Oh how I ♥ a little Styx in my day. ♫ http://www.youtube.com/watc... 1:01 PM Nov 24th from web
Blog. Random Monday: Happy Hippies and Trampolines: http://dailyoffensive.blogs... 12:56 PM Nov 24th from web
@ilikestars @email_queen Give innnnn to the addictionnnnn. 9:52 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to ilikestars
RT @FakeAPStylebook Remember, colorful charts and graphs will ensure that no one will read the actual text of your article. 9:04 AM Nov 24th from web
Thanks to @email_queen, I now know what candy cane tastes like in the form of tea. Green tea WIN. 9:01 AM Nov 24th from web
There is no voice like Third Day 3:53 PM Nov 23rd from txt
Playing with my Google Wave. Which is totally acceptable in public, by the way. 1:25 PM Nov 23rd from web
@AngiHarper Why thank ya! 12:36 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to AngiHarper
@ejplantain Thank you! 12:30 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to ejplantain

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Name Naomi Berg
Location Wyoming
Web http://dailyoffen...
Bio Lives on the Edge.Promises lame attempts at awesome humor. Single mamma. Photographer. Horse Trainer. Fun Fetcher. Lives by Lyrics. Coffee-ing, Social Marketeer

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