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nomsnotbombs

  1. My two week "Don't Eat Sh*t" Diet leading up to my birthday starts shemow...or after this ice cream, rather.
  2. NO! You are not "fortunate" if you get selected as a juror!!!
  3. Growing increasingly, rabidly angry about how positive this jury duty orientation is. No, I don't understand how important my role is! Ahfkv
  4. Plz? @ Scoops Westside instagr.am/p/LYxTmzu880/
  5. I'm such a proud mama when vets can't believe how good Mona is when they fuss with her or she gets shots :)
  6. Phewf! It wasn't a tick on Mona AND she's getting new allergy meds.
  7. Oh boy, I didn't plan on sharing a bag with and keeping up with a fight instructor on my first post-vacation class. #competitive #tired
  8. All I can think about is what I'd be doing and where I'd be eating if I were still in Hawaii today.
  9. @GordonRamsay01 He looks positively thrilled about the nail polish and bow.
  10. If I could say one thing to Travel Channel's Adam Richman, it would be : "Dear sweet baby Jesus, please stop eating."
  11. A week ago today, I was on my way to Hawaii. Definite downgrade in quality of Fridays.
  12. Hooray! The birthday coupons are beginning to roll in. Time to shop! And eat free ice cream and drink free coffee.
  13. @venicebeachbum Who needs pants?!
  14. @MrsHopHeadJim I don't know if that's a win or a fail-- leaning towards win.
  15. @olivejina #superasianhaircut :) @djjewelz
  16. *Ding dong* Hello, my name is Misty...I have tickets to BOOK OF MORMON at the Pantages. Woooooot! #soexcited
  17. @EatsMeetsWes I eat crab a lot less than shrimp and lobster but like it too thanks to @chefludo and @FrenchChefWife!
  18. Just watched a video on how to clean softshell crab. Oh, boy, do I love to eat them but don't think I could do that myself.
  19. @theroamingbelly I've learned from my mistakes. Now I'm realistic and set for the very latest time possible I can! :) @kungfoodpanda
  20. @kungfoodpanda Hahahaha. Hope you have thicker walls than we do. We hear it every. single. time her alarm goes off.