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NomieShock

No offense @GolfChannel but @TigerWoods 73rd win in the fashion in which he won it is far more compelling than Jay Haas' victory, SHOW TIGER about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Deadspin There's a new Worst Fan Ever, & it's a woman who ripped a shoe away from a child after Donald Driver tossed it to him deadsp.in/KXwM about 6 hours ago via SocialFlow Retweeted by NomieShock and 99 others
Not even close, damn funny! RT “@HuffingtonPost: Too airbrushed? huff.to/LGcTp4” about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@HollySondersGC @tigerwoods some may say yes some no but we all really know who we'll be rooting for... #recordbreaker about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HollySondersGC
"I know I'm forgetting something but just not sure what....?" Pot-smoking mom drives off with baby on roof of car huff.to/LZpROe” about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
JamieSadlowski Don't think your supposed to play crash up derby on the Tarmac!! #thatsexpensive twitter.com/JamieSadlowski… about 6 hours ago via Camera on iOS Retweeted by NomieShock
ERlC_CARTMAN Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: "It's water" Cop: "Sir, this is wine" Me: "What? Jesus! He did it again!" about 14 hours ago via Twuffer Retweeted by NomieShock and 400 others
I want to ride some of these coasters but man would I piss everyone off with all my vomit! #wussy #Universal about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
At #Universal studios, can there be a more confusing place?! #simpsonridealmostmademepuke about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@DAVIDprice14 clinic. twitter.com/NomieShock/sta… about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DAVIDprice14
@JHell58 you pitched really good tonight, keep your head up! #Rays 7:04 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
@DAVIDprice14 masterful performance last night complete clinic. #Rays #allstar twitter.com/NomieShock/sta… 7:36 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
@EllenbergerMMA tough one tonight good luck! #EllenbergerNation 7:31 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
@JHell58 I'll be at the game today with the girls would love to say hi since they couldn't make the Transitions? #roy11 6:39 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
@TigerWoods looked great last two days 2 more equals a W c'mon let's do this!! #recordbreaker 6:37 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
@BJUPTON2 gunning runners down!! #Rays 5:58 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
MensHumor #ThatAwkwardMoment when you can't tell if this is a boob or a butt... bit.ly/LUDsua #sp 5:38 PM Jun 1st via Tweetie for Mac Retweeted by NomieShock and 56 others
@RaysJoeMaddon I know you know this but @ElliotJohnson9 hustles on every play every time love his commitment to play the game. #Rays 5:28 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@JHell58 how do I go about getting some mini me's of you?! You know what I'm talking bout. #roy11 4:56 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@WMoon1 @cameronnewton @cdproauctions @larryfitzgerald maybe if Cam tweeted as much as the freak LF?!?! 3:14 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WMoon1

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