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  1. Is there a word for a friend you like just enough to call when you're in traffic but no other time? I'm that friend to lot of people. 12:52 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  2. Just watched The Golden Compass on HBO. I expected a nice little film about navigation, but it's really a 2 hour anti-intercision screed. 9:00 AM Nov 21st from web
  3. OH @ the jail: "I'm here to turn myself in." "Oh, yes sir! Just down the stairs; first door on your left!" No word on turndown service. 4:13 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. Memorial #FF @redtothetone. We miss you. 1:02 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  5. If hate could be measured, the units would be called AT&Ts. 10:38 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  6. How rude. My neighbor just told her husband that I'm a busybody. It's not my fault the walls are paper thin when you put a glass up to them. 9:55 AM Nov 8th from web
  7. Wow. A Powerpoint presentation that didn't suck. I will remember this day forever. 10:43 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  8. I walked past a place called The Taste Tickler, & I assumed it was a sex shop. It's a cafe. I don't know what's wrong with me. Yes I do. 7:35 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  9. Well. That was a surprise. Turns out when you get a high colonic, there's no weed involved at all. 7:49 PM Oct 28th from web
  10. "I was working on my laptop" is the new "I got it from a toilet seat". 9:55 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  11. I thought sitting around in a bar drinking beer was a waste of time until I tried sitting around in a bar drinking non-alcoholic beer. 9:00 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  12. I'm omphaloskeptical. 12:11 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  13. @evehorizon I don't know who this guy thinks he is, but he's funny. #ff 11:10 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  14. http://twitpic.com/mapdz - Cake doesn't mean cake anymore. 4:46 PM Oct 20th from TwitPic
  15. What happened to the nerdy guy who recorded "You have mail!" for AOL? I'll bet he goes door to door after the postman, hoping for tips. 9:56 PM Oct 19th from web
  16. @crackbarbie X-Ray specs 9:55 AM Oct 18th from Tweetie in reply to crackbarbie
  17. If pigs could fly, I'll bet they'd fly United or Delta. Pigs don't need much leg room and they don't care if their food tastes like dirt. 4:27 PM Oct 17th from web
  18. Isn't Balloon Boy what James Cole remembered on 12 Monkeys just before the plague hit? Whatever-back to rubbing my eyes with dollar bills. 10:40 PM Oct 16th from web
  19. Hi @favstar. You're looking well. Anyway...I should probably get going. Nice seeing you. 1:06 PM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  20. God hates Palinistas, ticks, people who claim to speak for Him, and those who don't follow @Yayaa, @linajk @nhmagpie, & @redtothetone. #FF 8:07 AM Oct 16th from web