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NoahZagor

  1. I don't care how much your watch costs; your damn shirt is too big. Plus your shiny loafers got rubber souls. Rolex+Kenneth Cole. Nice.
  2. Who needs a Vespa? Sportcoats, neckties, and old motorcycles. Now that's what's really up. pinterest.com/pin/7262061271…
  3. 2 of my favorite Chicago based companies: RT @sirandmadame refinery29.com/buckshot-sonnyfb.me/Y1VH39ka
  4. Photo: My new employer. Slated to open 6/14. tmblr.co/ZxOH6xMRCICF
  5. Photo: Don’t get me wrong, I love the summer as much as the next guy, but I miss my tweed and layers. tmblr.co/ZxOH6xMMaIGl
  6. Here it is a groove slightly transformed, just a bit of a break from the norm.
  7. As cynical as I can be sometimes, I have to admit, eventually good things happen.
  8. Fake tits, no ass, fake tan, tramp stamp, a much older husband, and two out of control little kids. #realhousewivesofthegoldcoast
  9. My morning coffee shop just played Kriss Cross "jump" and now is playing "baby got back"
  10. My arab speaking cab driver is bumping Christian rock radio.
  11. Douche bags in boot cuts burping redbull.
  12. Photo: Monopoly Street Art (Taken with Instagram at Logan Sq. outside Longman & Eagle) tmblr.co/ZxOH6xMAsM7P
  13. Photo: Taken with instagram tmblr.co/ZxOH6xMAs4cn
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  17. Thanks man! RT @GlassHouseShirt Such a pleasure to see @NoahZagor in his Glass House shirt last night! He looked great!
  18. If the hair on your shoulders, back, and neck connects to the hair on your head, maybe you should consider other options besides a tank top
  19. The Revolution Brewery grand opening is at least very loud.
  20. Apparently, way too many hops and a completely unbalanced flavor profile constitutes good beer. This beer has no headroom in its mix.