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NoPantsForever

  1. An unrelated notion: lead singers with beards couldn't be less badass.
  2. Does anyone visit their doctor just to ask if the drugs they see on TV are right for them?
  3. Just finished watching Buried. One of the darker movies I've seen.
  4. I think the only thing I want from E3 is an Animal Crossing 3DS release date. Probably won't get it, but it's all I'm really looking for.
  5. Saw a tubby kid riding around on an electric bicycle. Somebody needs to take that kid from his parents, they aren't good people.
  6. There is a Honey 2? People will watch sequels to anything I guess.
  7. LENOOOOOORE!!!
  8. Is there a term for when you watch a movie you saw as a kid and then realize you recognize members of the cast who are now famous?
  9. If I could play all those PSone and PS2 games on my Vita, I would be using it a lot more right now.
  10. I just selected a game on PS3, the game started up, the disc ejected, and the game began to run anyway. Huh, that's new.
  11. The latest entry in the Harvest Moon series just announced. controllerjockey.com/2012/05/natsum…
  12. The sad part is that I considered repurchasing Sonic Episode 1 for PS3 just to put my mind at ease and I didn't really even like it.
  13. OCD moments: The fact that I own Sonic 4 Ep 1 on 360 and Ep 2 on PS3 is really eating at me. What have I done?! The space-time continuum!
  14. What's the deal with that ridiculous hat at the start of the wyrm hunt? #DragonsDogma
  15. If you are going to put people down for not being able to afford HBO, that shit will get you unfollowed.
  16. There are some Twitter trends that I just know not to check out. #DescribeObamaInThreeWords is one of those trends. Just bound to get ugly.
  17. Get me the hell out of the suburbs!
  18. Afternoon shots. Daytime drunk is a trip.