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NoPainNoZayn

@leaf_leeve13 just doing some homework! Wbu!! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leaf_leeve13
sugarscape So One Direction wear bras and pants in brand new cartoon caper: If there's anything better than could top watch... bit.ly/M6LceJ 5:22 AM May 30th via twitterfeed Retweeted by NoPainNoZayn and 162 others
"oh my god! I love Ian, Harold, Lewis, Nayel, and Zain so much!!" twitter.com/NoPainNoZayn/s… about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@leaf_leeve13 HEYYYY LEVYY about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Niall describes his band mates. twitter.com/NoPainNoZayn/s… 12:35 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
the only math you need is: you + me = forever twitter.com/NoPainNoZayn/s… 12:29 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Just because the boys dont tweet that much doesnt mean they dont care about the fans. Grow up 12:27 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
YOU HATE ONE DIRECTION??...Cool story, bro more for me. 12:26 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Niall: I ate Peri. Zayn: .. Niall: .. Zayn: .. Niall: .. Zayn: .. Niall: I mean Peri Peri Chicken.. 12:26 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Well someones jealous twitter.com/NoPainNoZayn/s… 12:26 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Kim Kardashian's ass: (__|__) Jennifer Lopez's ass: (___|___) Louis Tomlinson's ass: (_____________|_____________) 12:04 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Harry's penis {loading} ██████████████████ 99% *FAILED* Error, file is too big. 12:03 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Interviewer:"What makes a girl beautiful?" Harry:"Banter." Louis:"Vibe." Zayn:"Intelligence." Louis:"Messy hair." Niall:"Big appetite." 12:03 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
"oh my god! I love Ian, Harold, Lewis, Nayel, and Zain so much!!" twitter.com/NoPainNoZayn/s… 12:03 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
What normal teenage girls find attractive: Abs. What Directioners find attractive: Having 4 nipples. 12:02 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
"Calling your vagina "grammar" so Liam Payne can destroy it." A+. 12:02 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
No matter how many times I watch the boys video diaries, they never fail to make me smile. 12:01 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
"Girl: He's mine. Me: H.E.S. is mine." #ItsADirectionerThing 12:01 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
@karen_ng213 followed . 11:52 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to karen_ng213
@ILYLouisT1D sure! Followed :) x 11:51 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ILYLouisT1D

Name The Fagtastic Five.
Location New Zealand
Bio There was once a band called One Direction. They were so sexy that everyone died. True Story. 0/5 of 1D follows, be jel. I'm a bit weird, YOLO. Pringles ♥