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  1. Seeing through new glasses is like seeing the world in HD. Expensive. 1:00 PM Nov 21st from web
  2. Friends are friendly! 8:20 PM Nov 14th from web
  3. Holy shit I just cut all my hair off. Bye bye hair, I'll miss you. But not really. 8:18 AM Nov 9th from web
  4. UGH. A Greg episode. That must mean it's time to turn off the TV and go to bed. 11:33 PM Nov 8th from web
  5. Ooh, yay! It's a Jan-heavy episode. I hate the Marcia episodes. And don't even get me started on Greg. 11:04 PM Nov 8th from web
  6. I hate when people talk about flavors exploding in their mouths. That's such a lazy way of describing taste sensations. Lame lame lame. 7:48 PM Nov 8th from web
  7. I'm totally alive. Bet you thought I was dead, right? Wrong. Just lazy. 10:24 AM Nov 7th from web
  8. I dare you to say "Beanie Weenies" without smiling just a little. 5:34 PM Sep 19th from web
  9. Why exactly did I wake up at 8 o'clock on a Saturday morning? This is crazy! 7:20 AM Sep 5th from web
  10. Arkansas Cherokee Nation pow-wow today in Conway. I'm going, are you? http://www.arkansascherokee.us 6:26 AM Sep 5th from web
  11. I didn't just lose the game, but you did! 12:14 AM Aug 31st from web
  12. Twitter? WTF is Twitter? 7:31 PM Aug 29th from web
  13. @adgrasse I loved that book!!! 12:00 AM Jul 18th from web in reply to adgrasse
  14. First paid shift for kgb_ tomorrow night. Huzzah! 9:22 PM Jul 2nd from web
  15. IT'S MENTAL HEALTH MADNESS! WE'LL MAKE YOU SANE AT PRICES SO LOW IT'LL MAKE YOU CRAZY!! 8:20 AM Jun 30th from txt
  16. @7daytrial We're looking at maybe the 17th for your e-shower. Would that work for you? <3 7:40 PM Jun 29th from web
  17. @7daytrial http://twitpic.com/8jdcu - ZOMG. She's gorgeous. I'm so proud of you! 9:38 AM Jun 27th from TwitPic
  18. @biffah I haven't talked with her yet. All I know is that there's a baby now, but nothing more than that. 9:37 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to biffah
  19. It's the episode where Beaver is in love with his teacher and learns that she's engaged and gets all depressed. Old TV is so much better. 9:16 AM Jun 18th from web
  20. ...And then I realized I'm watching an all-day Andy Griffith marathon. Oh. I guess that explains it. 1:49 PM Jun 7th from web