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  1. I'm not sure whether to be proud of my childlike sense of innocence, or ashamed of my juvenile sense of humor. 4:49 PM Apr 21st from web
  2. I saw 2 bugs mating today, and I giggled. 4:49 PM Apr 21st from web
  3. If Tina Fey ever asks me to drop my dockers and give her a piece of my sweet ass, I'm going to comply. Just a heads up. 11:30 PM Apr 17th from Echofon
  4. With all of the attention placed on Ashton Kucher today, I'm feeling pretty sure that Twitter has just officially jumped the shark. 1:19 PM Apr 17th from web
  5. Just got rocked by Amadeus. Not sure how I feel about that. 3:56 PM Apr 13th from Echofon
  6. @SomethingGirl In the pilot, Goliath is only a tank, the show's premise is entirely about politics, and David's service to the king. 11:16 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to SomethingGirl
  7. @SomethingGirl Damn, that sucks. Hulu is super mega aweso... I mean, it's not that cool. 11:15 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to SomethingGirl
  8. @SomethingGirl It's a modern retelling of the story of King David. Modern politics and power. It's excellent. Check it out on Hulu. 10:58 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to SomethingGirl
  9. "Kings" has been moved to Saturday night. The death slot for intelligent programming. Goodbye Kings, you were too beautiful for this world. 10:46 PM Apr 12th from web
  10. @imerickson Ok, I'm coming back solely to mess with you. 9:23 PM Apr 12th from web in reply to imerickson
  11. Humm... It's been so long, I'm not sure if I should get back into Twitter or not... 9:15 PM Apr 12th from web
  12. I missed the ongoings of the NFL this weekend, and as I catch up, we have a major trade/signings, and a lost fishing boat. Busy weekend. 9:43 AM Mar 2nd from web
  13. Ok kids, I'm back. Sorry for the prolonged absence, it's been a crazy month for me. What'd I miss? 9:32 AM Mar 2nd from web
  14. From this point forward, I'm going to order my hamburgers from people I call "Fromagges" Pronunciation: FRO mauge AAs". 2:19 PM Feb 2nd from web
  15. Maybe we need to add some sex appeal to the drive-through title. Maybe something french... 2:18 PM Feb 2nd from web
  16. Why do we consider Baristas superior to McDonalds drive-through order takers? 2:17 PM Feb 2nd from web
  17. You are no longer in charge of my days, nights, wrongs, or rights. You now have bigger problems. Good luck in future endeavors. 1:31 PM Jan 26th from web
  18. Attention Charles: In light of the economic downturn, we're going to have to let you go. 1:30 PM Jan 26th from web
  19. Digg is laying off 10% of it's 75 staff. I'd rather be one of the 7 whole people than the guy who has to give up 50% of his body to stay. 12:57 PM Jan 22nd from web
  20. Ah yes, Lost is back. Where is that rusty steak knife I can stab myself with? 7:49 PM Jan 21st from Twittelator