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  1. While enjoying Sally's puppy breath and showing her off to the clerk at PetSmart, she demonstrated her cuteness by peeing all over me. 1:06 PM Nov 29th from web
  2. Every year the Wifester insists the parade is HER parade. I let her think I agree. 8:02 AM Nov 26th from txt
  3. I'm thinking that drinking my way through his Thanksgiving sounds like a perfectly acceptable plan... 7:09 PM Nov 25th from txt
  4. Watching the huffer chick on Intervention. that shit is crazy! 6:20 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  5. Yeah, I knew someone who was on cops. Ok so what if it was 3? Doesnt everyone know someone from Cops? 5:34 PM Nov 21st from txt
  6. @DrBlogstein If there's a market for human fat, I'm a HOT Commodity! Where do I contribute? 12:03 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to DrBlogstein
  7. @sfenthusiast I am good. School is keeping me busy. very, very busy. Looking forward to the day that work is what keeps me busy again! 7:01 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to sfenthusiast
  8. @sfenthusiast -the Fear Mantra from Dune...one of my favorite quotes from one of my fav. books. Hope you are doing well! 6:18 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to sfenthusiast
  9. @Jayman3768 I mean, really! I'm smothered in sweetness right now! 5:52 PM Nov 17th from txt
  10. http://twitpic.com/pxob3 - FWD: 5:43 PM Nov 17th from TwitPic
  11. @Jayman3768 for u Jay- anytime! 12:18 PM Nov 16th from txt
  12. @Jayman3768 stoopid strippers. in solidarity with you, i wont go to any strip clubs tonight. pinky-promise! 12:06 PM Nov 16th from txt
  13. Guess who got a new addition to the family! http://tinyurl.com/yffemct 7:52 AM Nov 16th from web
  14. I Just talked Mom through signing up for Facebook so she could join her chruch's FB group. It was painful. Horribly, miserably painful. 2:22 PM Nov 13th from web
  15. @bookclubgirl: Share your favorite recipe and you could win THE PIONEER WOMAN COOKS http://bit.ly/ibj9j 11:09 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. My tree theme this year will be food stamps and termination letter ornaments ;) 8:27 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. @Jayman3768 I saw some awesome flask ornaments at World Market...and martini glass ornaments too. Together, a perfect theme! 8:15 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to Jayman3768
  18. @Jayman3768 havent seen yet. Will get back to u after the wife and i catch up on tv tonight... 12:22 PM Nov 9th from txt
  19. @Jayman3768 if I had a topic for anyone to blog about today, I'd have a blog post myself! ;) good luck! 11:12 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to Jayman3768
  20. @kruchal pasketti :) 3:38 PM Nov 5th from txt