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  1. Police say Angry McNugget fan punched window: http://j.mp/5pIbwd
  2. RT @WTFWire - Top couch potato sits for 48 hours: http://j.mp/68xXXz #oddnews
  3. Man arrested for allegedly selling weed at Applebee's: http://j.mp/5h23ee
  4. Police say Angry McNugget fan punched window: http://j.mp/5pIbwd
  5. Couple arrested for tattooing six of their children: http://j.mp/6WruUq
  6. RT @BuzzFeedFeed: Star Trek Waffles: Kellogg released a line of limited-edition Eggo waffles with images from Star Trek. http://su.pr/1zZNlc
  7. Mom calls 911 after son won't quit playing video games: http://j.mp/7i4Cxc
  8. VID: TV shot to death after Saints beat the Redskins: http://j.mp/8cvwbf
  9. Tiger take note: Husband begs forgiveness with banner: http://j.mp/7dQYvi
  10. Minnesota couple deliver a real butterball: http://j.mp/8Lr6fl
  11. RT @Kudit is giving away a $100 USD iTunes gift card to celebrate their new #iPhone App Chains! http://chains.kudit.com Retweet to enter!
  12. Dear Fans: We suck, and we're sorry: http://j.mp/5zV33o
  13. A man sets out to find his biological dad — and learns it's Charles Manson: http://bit.ly/4wOGRy
  14. Santa gets a facelift: http://j.mp/4QKanV
  15. Teen calls 911 after parents take away Xbox: http://j.mp/1NUiNm
  16. Nitwit product, or pure genius? http://j.mp/3dHj0X
  17. Trimming the hedge... with a riding lawnmower: http://j.mp/vndMo
  18. French woman marries dead fiance: http://j.mp/28flzS
  19. RT @youtube: Man steals bus, takes joy ride, posts video on YouTube. It's now evidence against him in court: http://bit.ly/2Mk2fW
  20. 'DWI chair' sells for more than $10,000: http://j.mp/4fhZvj