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Ninkynin

  1. Surely, I'm on my way to becoming a shrimp.
  2. Leaning towards mediocrity. I'm appalled at/by myself.
  3. Some people just won't understand the meaning of the worms' existence.
  4. Dear @owenpallett will you ever do a show and give us the ethereal eargasm we've been craving here in Philippines?
  5. The vehement gnawing on my stomach will not be attended to. Who's the boss now, Intestines?
  6. It's quite melodramatic, but I got teary-eyed with the realisation of how awesome I am.
  7. I'm carving that on my cerebrum, @MoniqueMadsen
  8. I think it's rather sweet of myself to wake up at midnight to send myself a 'happy birthday' SMS.
  9. Saddened by the fact that I am inorganic. I'm quite sure these organically produced oranges are laughing behind my back.
  10. @MoniqueMadsen is back traversing the streets of Europe whilst I'm left inchoate, patiently awaiting for my canned tuna & hair removal cream
  11. People who swear too much should be punished for making profanity less canny. Holy water mixed with elephant pee should be gargled.
  12. Decent conversations are for people with venereal disease; nonsensical and boorish if you are otherwise.
  13. I have mastered not only the art of dissimulation but also the scientific process of urethra torture-y.
  14. Gotye's addicted to a certain kind of sadness, whilst I'm addicted to a certain kind of mental nakedness.
  15. Well, I'm pretty in an antiseptic kind of way.
  16. I'd rather pull my own feet.
  17. I'd annihilate every person with unclean ears if I had the power. Haven't they heard of eargasm brought by cottonbuds?
  18. I must remind myself that attention-grabbing isn't necessarily a virtue. It's a shame egoism is scientifically designed to make us feel good
  19. Oh, pack me inside your suitcase @MoniqueMadsen I could easily dissimulate myself as a singing furry teddy bear.
  20. Up on a mango tree waiting for a phallic-shaped cloud to appear, imagining a jelly baby is asphyxiating a gummy bear.