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NinjaCKitty

Heh. “@VoicelessMI: Repeatedly telling my cat to go back to her own bed through out the night makes me feel like I have a toddler” 6:15 AM Mar 18th via TweetDeck
ME TOO! It will be my 1st! “@Mom4Less: Excited to go this year! RT @writrams: “@BlogIndiana: #BIN2012 3:07 PM Mar 11th via TweetDeck
I haven't tweeted recently because I've been hiding from #DestructoDog and devising a new Ninja plan to beat her a$$. #ThatIsAll #NCK 7:55 AM Mar 8th via TweetDeck
What the hell? “@WritRams: Clockwork Kitty starring @NInjaCKitty bit.ly/wqlGt2 via @WritRams cc:@sookietex #cats #pets #humor #movies 8:01 AM Feb 1st via TweetDeck
If @WritRams doesn't win this for me I'm totally biting her. AGAIN. fidosfuture.com/archives/596 via @FidosFuture #cats #pets #parents 12:41 PM Jan 31st via TweetDeck
@BowlerBarrister That's surprising. I never enjoy my conversations with them... @WritRams @C_Hipke 4:45 PM Jan 27th via TweetDeck in reply to BowlerBarrister
@C_Hipke OH, @WritRams "feeds" me alright. HA.HA.HA. cc: @BowlerBarrister 3:16 PM Jan 27th via TweetDeck in reply to C_Hipke
@WritRams Oh shut up. You have to sleep sometime tonight, then I'll show you about "conditional love." cc: @C_Hipke @BowlerBarrister 3:13 PM Jan 27th via TweetDeck
@yesnofilms We can hope Heh 7:29 PM Jan 19th via TweetDeck in reply to yesnofilms
@yesnofilms You've been drinking haven't you?!? 7:21 PM Jan 19th via TweetDeck in reply to yesnofilms
@yesnofilms I can barf up hairballs on your shoes, too. #DontMessWithTheNinjaBull 7:17 PM Jan 19th via TweetDeck in reply to yesnofilms
@yesnofilms Keep talking. I can bite you. 7:13 PM Jan 19th via TweetDeck in reply to yesnofilms
I resent that. I *Can* still bite, you know. RT @beckalina: @WarriorBetsy @WritRams hahahah that cat may be my new favorite cat @NinjaCKitty 2:23 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via TweetDeck
@CafeSmom Heh heh. I'm just lulling @writrams into complacency... 4:36 PM Nov 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to CafeSmom
@CafeSmom Meow. 4:35 PM Nov 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to CafeSmom
Did you hear? *apparently* I'm nice now RT @WritRams: Ninja Kitty and Sad News bit.ly/uYVu9t #pets #cats #NCK @NinjaCKitty 6:22 AM Nov 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck
@noisyzen Go home and pet your pets... 6:36 AM Oct 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to noisyzen
Bah Humbug. 5:50 PM Aug 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck
No one wants to apply, huh? http://bit.ly/jPqOGD #sad #cats #humor 6:08 AM Jul 13th, 2011 via TweetDeck
Did you see? I have a #dating profile now. Heh. http://bit.ly/jPqOGD #cats #pets #humor 7:26 AM Jun 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck

Name Ninja Cocaine Kitty
Location Stalking You
Web http://www.writra...
Bio Don't make me pull out my mad Ninja kitty skills on you. I'll do it. LOVE:Diet Coke,taste of @WritRams blood in morning. HATE: Preschoolers,Dancing w/Stars