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  1. Girl in library toilet stall on phone: "I'm just not cut out for American college parties. I mean, no one even dances!"
  2. @yogapantz Probably none of the above. I've never seen the show, actually, but I thought it was funny that there's a cologne.
  3. Read "Secrets of the Temple: How the Federal Reserve Runs the Country" by William Grieder. Don't worry, not a fruity conspiracy theory.
  4. Real maple syrup is totally worth the money. Also, Joan Miro is the most overrated "artist" of all time.
  5. @Janis85 Thanks!
  6. I saw a guy today selling Sex and the City cologne off of a card table. That right there is why the rent in Manhattan is worth it.
  7. Someone got to my site looking for "naked women fishing pictures." I googled it and didn't find my site within 10 pages of results. Fuck.
  8. A classmate just used a baseball metaphor to dispute an abstract geopolitical theory. I may start discussing feminism in terms of hockey.
  9. I'm going to start telling people that I'm an artist, and when they ask what kind of work I do, I'll say, "Trapeze."
  10. I think you should read Immanuel Wallerstein's essay "The Ideological Tensions of Capitalism: Universalism Versus Racism and Sexism."
  11. I've discovered over the course of the last few days that THREE people I used to know are pool guys.
  12. @DustinONeal Good deal on not contracting with AA. But "respect my vagina"? Uncouth, dude.
  13. @DustinONeal I think Twitter works like blogging: if you write a lot, a lot of people follow you. I don't use it much because I have a blog.
  14. @kendallmck Let me know when and where (as long as "where" is Deno's).
  15. @kendallmck Do you actually have swine flu? Are you contagious? If so, we should go try to give it to the patrons of Deno's Party Bar USA.
  16. Female circumcision in the US: http://tinyurl.com/yem8omp (via @yogapantz)
  17. This new movie The Blind Side looks like it might turn out to be even more insulting and racist than Radio. Now that's an achievement.
  18. I'm going to a Jesus Lizard reunion show tonight. I feel pretty silly.
  19. We need more cast members from Predator as state governors. Carl Weathers is from Louisiana and I'm sure he'd be better than Bobby Jindal.
  20. BOOM!!!!!!!! http://bit.ly/ya66v