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  1. Girl in library toilet stall on phone: "I'm just not cut out for American college parties. I mean, no one even dances!" 4:14 PM Nov 22nd from web
  2. @yogapantz Probably none of the above. I've never seen the show, actually, but I thought it was funny that there's a cologne. 6:34 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to yogapantz
  3. Read "Secrets of the Temple: How the Federal Reserve Runs the Country" by William Grieder. Don't worry, not a fruity conspiracy theory. 4:45 PM Nov 21st from web
  4. Real maple syrup is totally worth the money. Also, Joan Miro is the most overrated "artist" of all time. 4:39 PM Nov 21st from web
  5. @Janis85 Thanks! 10:23 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to Janis85
  6. I saw a guy today selling Sex and the City cologne off of a card table. That right there is why the rent in Manhattan is worth it. 5:37 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. Someone got to my site looking for "naked women fishing pictures." I googled it and didn't find my site within 10 pages of results. Fuck. 8:40 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. A classmate just used a baseball metaphor to dispute an abstract geopolitical theory. I may start discussing feminism in terms of hockey. 11:10 AM Nov 17th from web
  9. I'm going to start telling people that I'm an artist, and when they ask what kind of work I do, I'll say, "Trapeze." 10:49 PM Nov 16th from web
  10. I think you should read Immanuel Wallerstein's essay "The Ideological Tensions of Capitalism: Universalism Versus Racism and Sexism." 4:47 PM Nov 16th from web
  11. I've discovered over the course of the last few days that THREE people I used to know are pool guys. 2:58 PM Nov 15th from web
  12. @DustinONeal Good deal on not contracting with AA. But "respect my vagina"? Uncouth, dude. 9:29 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to DustinONeal
  13. @DustinONeal I think Twitter works like blogging: if you write a lot, a lot of people follow you. I don't use it much because I have a blog. 9:28 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to DustinONeal
  14. @kendallmck Let me know when and where (as long as "where" is Deno's). 7:53 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to kendallmck
  15. @kendallmck Do you actually have swine flu? Are you contagious? If so, we should go try to give it to the patrons of Deno's Party Bar USA. 6:08 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to kendallmck
  16. Female circumcision in the US: http://tinyurl.com/yem8omp (via @yogapantz) 7:26 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. This new movie The Blind Side looks like it might turn out to be even more insulting and racist than Radio. Now that's an achievement. 6:59 PM Nov 7th from web
  18. I'm going to a Jesus Lizard reunion show tonight. I feel pretty silly. 3:02 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. We need more cast members from Predator as state governors. Carl Weathers is from Louisiana and I'm sure he'd be better than Bobby Jindal. 9:25 PM Nov 3rd from web
  20. BOOM!!!!!!!! http://bit.ly/ya66v 11:17 PM Oct 31st from web