NikolHasler
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Lookit! @ & I are making cartoons, not war.
about 2 hours ago
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Got really freaked because I thought I found a lump in my bewb. It was a cheeto. So, I won't get insurance paid implants or a wig, but YUM!
about 16 hours ago
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How much should you tell your new bf/gf about your past sex life?
10:19 AM Nov 13th
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Well, hey der Milwaukee. It's nice to see you agai- Shit it's cold!
10:32 AM Nov 12th
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National Geographic is going badass and calling itself Nat Geo. What next? Lifetime rebrands as BitchTits?
9:52 PM Nov 11th
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Hey everybody! You have to try "just waltzing in" somewhere! People are always saying you can't, but it is amazingly effective.
7:42 PM Nov 11th
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Just got shouted at by protesters at Planned Parenthood. Nothing funny to say. It was terrifying.
10:25 AM Nov 11th
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Just decided to read a news source other than E!Online. I don't want to freak anybody out, but there are some bad bits about the economy.
10:00 PM Nov 9th
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Want to do a documentary about social network addicts. I want to call it "Refreshing".
12:13 PM Nov 9th
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I either have a sty in my eye or have developed partial down syndrome. I'm hoping for the latter so I can get a part time job at McDonald's.
9:24 AM Nov 6th
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hahahahahahahahaha Oh. Softcore porn.
1:06 AM Nov 6th
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I have a theory that Cali doesn't want our gays to marry because then they'd settle down & get boring & then who would we party with?
12:11 PM Nov 4th
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"What's that place you said I should go to?" Hell? "No, mom. The other one." Oh, right. Children's Place. They're having a sale.
2:11 PM Nov 3rd
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Spoke w a Rabbi. He asked why I wanted to convert. Said I want to be able to fly. Was informed that there is no such thing as Jewperpowers.
1:28 PM Nov 3rd
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How come there are no self help books on coping w a family member's root canal? "When Someone You Love Is Dentally Ill: Stop feeling numb"
1:21 PM Nov 3rd
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Oh my god! Shakira's Hips are on Maury's "I Have a Secret To Reveal". Their secret is they're compulsive liars. She's going to be so upset.
9:29 AM Nov 3rd
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According to the net I either have mono or I'm depressed. I'd look further but I'm busy feeling numb and despondent.
9:58 PM Nov 1st
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I'm just like everyone, when the shit falls ♫
5:32 PM Nov 1st
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Usually when I am waving my hands in the air, it is safe to assume that I just *do* care. Sorry rap person on the radio. Your "bad".
7:29 PM Oct 30th
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Jesus, Grandma, lay off! I've been single for a month. It's not like I'm growing a new hymen. Besides, I'm sleeping around. A. Lot.
5:49 PM Oct 30th
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- Name NikolHasler
- Location Stalking Kenny Loggins
- Web http://www.midwes...
- Bio Sometimes I sneak up behind people and touch them on the butt just a little bit.
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