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  1. RT @nerdboner Ive never wanted to head butt a goat more than right now! (I think it's fair to say we all feel like that today.)
  2. Friday Confession: Sometimes I make up fake dreams I had about people as an excuse to contact them out of the blue.
  3. sad
  4. deal with the business stuff first, feel the heartbreak later
  5. sent out a crapton of emails to possible nannies.
  6. Just found out that @LeeIsserow is not being allowed back into the country. Oh. Fuck.
  7. Caught him destroying stuff again. Was about to crush his two yr old head, then he said "I lucky I'm cute". He wins this time.
  8. Post on MTSS about Nikol Knows. http://midwestteensexshow.com/ Duh.
  9. Hey, remember when "Very carefully" was the new black?
  10. Kids arguing with each other in binary. I don't think he should call his brother a 0000110011.
  11. I was not aware you had to wait four dates http://www.milwaukeemagazin...
  12. I was trying to have superhappyfunmomalone time in here. Need a better lock and more respectful children.
  13. How much of this pilot will be written while I sit on the toilet? Depends on- no, it doesn't. A lot is the answer. Depends on nothing.
  14. Today's BIG COOL IDEA: Start a miriachi death metal band and go on the road. Call the show Tourtilla.
  15. RT @sweetpeaness @Wale is a rapper who wants to get it trendin' #prettygirls
  16. @TheUncoolest But there are far too many pretty girls for me to hashtag all of them. Starting with you, dear.
  17. What is this #prettygirls thing? Answer me, internet, or I'll hold you down and spit on you.
  18. Netflix doesn't know me at all. I wouldn't heart watching season one of Family Ties. I prefer my MJFox shaken, not young & sweater vested.
  19. Stop calling me tweeple, you fucking tweepazoids.
  20. Aww. Nutflix.com is taken. My gay squirrel porn streaming site dreams are dashed.