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  1. http://bit.ly/3SwiWd Lookit! @LeeIsserow & I are making cartoons, not war. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Got really freaked because I thought I found a lump in my bewb. It was a cheeto. So, I won't get insurance paid implants or a wig, but YUM! about 16 hours ago from web
  3. How much should you tell your new bf/gf about your past sex life? http://www.milwaukeemagazin... 10:19 AM Nov 13th from web
  4. Well, hey der Milwaukee. It's nice to see you agai- Shit it's cold! 10:32 AM Nov 12th from txt
  5. National Geographic is going badass and calling itself Nat Geo. What next? Lifetime rebrands as BitchTits? 9:52 PM Nov 11th from txt
  6. Hey everybody! You have to try "just waltzing in" somewhere! People are always saying you can't, but it is amazingly effective. 7:42 PM Nov 11th from web
  7. Just got shouted at by protesters at Planned Parenthood. Nothing funny to say. It was terrifying. 10:25 AM Nov 11th from txt
  8. Just decided to read a news source other than E!Online. I don't want to freak anybody out, but there are some bad bits about the economy. 10:00 PM Nov 9th from web
  9. Want to do a documentary about social network addicts. I want to call it "Refreshing". 12:13 PM Nov 9th from web
  10. I either have a sty in my eye or have developed partial down syndrome. I'm hoping for the latter so I can get a part time job at McDonald's. 9:24 AM Nov 6th from web
  11. hahahahahahahahaha Oh. Softcore porn. 1:06 AM Nov 6th from web
  12. I have a theory that Cali doesn't want our gays to marry because then they'd settle down & get boring & then who would we party with? 12:11 PM Nov 4th from web
  13. "What's that place you said I should go to?" Hell? "No, mom. The other one." Oh, right. Children's Place. They're having a sale. 2:11 PM Nov 3rd from web
  14. Spoke w a Rabbi. He asked why I wanted to convert. Said I want to be able to fly. Was informed that there is no such thing as Jewperpowers. 1:28 PM Nov 3rd from web
  15. How come there are no self help books on coping w a family member's root canal? "When Someone You Love Is Dentally Ill: Stop feeling numb" 1:21 PM Nov 3rd from web
  16. Oh my god! Shakira's Hips are on Maury's "I Have a Secret To Reveal". Their secret is they're compulsive liars. She's going to be so upset. 9:29 AM Nov 3rd from web
  17. According to the net I either have mono or I'm depressed. I'd look further but I'm busy feeling numb and despondent. 9:58 PM Nov 1st from web
  18. I'm just like everyone, when the shit falls ♫ http://blip.fm/~fqgw4 5:32 PM Nov 1st from Blip.fm
  19. Usually when I am waving my hands in the air, it is safe to assume that I just *do* care. Sorry rap person on the radio. Your "bad". 7:29 PM Oct 30th from web
  20. Jesus, Grandma, lay off! I've been single for a month. It's not like I'm growing a new hymen. Besides, I'm sleeping around. A. Lot. 5:49 PM Oct 30th from web