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  1. "Once I get in my pajamas, I am going to conduct a little experiment. Without explosives."
  2. "You're more like a ninja, and I'm more like an undercover spy." --discussing differences with her friend
  3. "Nika, you're hella adorkable." "That's not a word, mom!" "Which one?" "Hella. Duh."
  4. "Let's skip dessert, find a bottle of whiskey, and hit the hay!" -- Nika's tired
  5. "They need to rename this "Madison /Squirrel/ Park!"
  6. "I don't know why they spent the whole movie searching for the treasure when they could've just entered it into a GPS."
  7. "Every good book starts with a map."
  8. "My favorite rooms are the rooms you're in, mom." (awwww!)
  9. "I can't believe we don't have a TV. All the kids will think I'm lousy! That's the thing nowadays mom; people have TVs!"
  10. "I missed you, mom!" "But Nika we've been together nonstop for days." "I know. I was in another world in my mind. And I missed you there!"
  11. "One time? When I ate puke? I *felt* like I was gonna puke." ... ... Mom: "What?!" Nika: " Oh. I thought it was a tutti fruity."
  12. "My teacher said that 'sex' is a bad word. Except I know that's not true because without sex, there wouldn't even *be* my teacher."
  13. "Thank you SO MUCH, Mom. You're a light saber."
  14. "Mommy, tell me again about the life of a modern day pirate?"
  15. "Mom, I wish you didn't travel so much. Could you become a soccer mom with mini-van?"
  16. "Mom, you might be a master of what the stomach needs, but I am a master of what the stomach wants. " --On my salad vs. her cupcakes.
  17. "Cheers to the good stuff!" -- holding up a bottle of pure Canadian maple syrup
  18. "Scranton might welcome you, but Dwight sure doesn't."
  19. "I want to tell you that I've come to the conclusion that 'reproduction' and 'abduction' are quite nearly opposites."
  20. "The way to find your voice in writing is to get to the soul of your pen. Or, if you're lazy, just use a pen-soul. *snicker*"