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  1. #in2010 The Great Prophesy will unfold as Pet Rocks from the 70's crack open & reveal tiny dead aliens. Tell Will Smith he can relax.... about 12 hours ago from web
  2. RT @Bauart: I've never been attacked by a Ninja, but a couple of Nina's came down pretty hard on me one time. 11:14 AM Dec 6th from web
  3. Dramatic reinactment of a romantic encounter in a typical marriage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_n6XNkzS00&feature=related 10:29 PM Dec 5th from web
  4. Dear Bed, unless you keep that 1 evil spring of yours from stabbing me again- I will shred your ass & no one will ever find your body.Hohoho 4:13 PM Dec 5th from web
  5. @hannahbillo That's not as bad as my mom's tree- looks like a drag queen's closet exploded all over it. 4:05 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to hannahbillo
  6. @247moms 'A Christmas Story' THE ultimate Christmas movie:) 4:02 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to 247moms
  7. #nowplaying http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04 L.O.T.R classic! Ear Worm stuff! I dare ya.... 3:56 PM Dec 5th from web
  8. #tvshowpunnames 'BJ & The Bear' Bravo's new cutting edge drama detailing the life,loves & lusts of a high end 'Top' male escort. 3:54 PM Dec 5th from web
  9. @GarryZeweniuk http://twitpic.com/s9i8k= such a dramatic shot. I can see this sold as a full size print! Great eye:) 3:34 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to GarryZeweniuk
  10. RT @capricecrane: Adam Lambert will be on The View. Hasselbeck will hide behind a cross & garlic, wildly confusing her trending topics. 3:32 PM Dec 5th from web
  11. I've said it before- there's a special pit in Hell reserved for the maker of 1 ply toilet paper. 1:56 AM Dec 5th from web
  12. I'm a psychopathic procrastinator. I'd kill you, but I just haven't gotten around to it yet. 1:48 AM Dec 5th from web
  13. Some days you're the asshole, some days you're the suppository. 1:41 AM Dec 5th from web
  14. Lesbian vampires only come once a month. 11:45 PM Dec 4th from web
  15. Drunken Monkeys (or, my last family reunion) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk (*HIC!*) 11:44 PM Dec 4th from web
  16. I'm asking for someone else.... 10:44 PM Dec 4th from web
  17. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ~does that mean that one enjoys it? 10:43 PM Dec 4th from web
  18. Join the fight to allow Jesus Freaks the right to join any circus they want! 2:25 AM Dec 4th from web
  19. Damn... I can;t seem to remember where I put my feminine wiles. 2:22 AM Dec 4th from web
  20. Rap music befuddles me. If youve ever had your be fuddled- you;ll know exactly what I mean. 2:19 AM Dec 4th from web