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Nicolucci1899

  1. Free the John Edwards jury
  2. Livery driver in Union Square singing along with "Me & Julio" by Paul Simon. Nice moment.
  3. Jenna Jameson arrested for DUI. Her breathalyzer test took 15 minutes, accompanied by low moans.
  4. "Wheels up, rings off." Was that the Secret Service or the Space Shuttle Challenger?
  5. John Edwards' jury still deliberating. They've spent more time in that jury room than Edwards did in his girlfriend.
  6. Happy Birthday to Bob Dylan who's 71. He doesn't look a day over 100.
  7. Well, there goes 2 votes. @NYTimes "Black Mormons don't support Mitt Romney"
  8. A man was arrested for climbing Mt. Rushmore. He claims he was being chased by Martin Landau and James Mason.
  9. "Dog the Bounty Hunter" canceled after 8 seasons. But that's 56 in dog seasons.
  10. @secunda donewithfish. happy birthday
  11. A Kentucky man bought up all the inventory at a K-Mart and gave it to charity. He calls it "the best 20 bucks I ever spent."
  12. A boy in Michigan found a piece of a finger in his Arby's Roast Beef. The boy knew it wasn't Arby's beef because it wasn't green.
  13. Frank Gehry changes design of Eisenhower Memorial. He will now include a statue of Ike having sex with a statue of Kay Sommersby
  14. Chris Christie says he wouldn't be happy as Veep, because he can't "play second fiddle." Though he does like second helpings.
  15. Missouri places bronze bust of Rush Limbaugh in state capitol, right next to bronze bottle of Oxycontin.
  16. @DAvallone Somme Like it Hot
  17. @DAvallone ... except for starting WWI
  18. You're saying Obama feeds children verdigris ta-tas? @rushlimbaugh Obama's Child Rearing Technique exposed: eib.tw/JgBtP7
  19. #EveryoneHasThat1FamilyMemberWho Murdered the Grand Archduke Franz Ferdinand