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Nick_Twist

@HecatePanGddss we're like TWINS! 43 minutes ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to HecatePanGddss
I like Tits. Good talk, see ya out there. about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster for Android
SPAM is really trying hard; just opened this can of it and I was BOMBARDED with emails. about 9 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
That poor guy in Miami was just rehearsing his role to play Hannibal Lecter in an upcoming play and they shot him. :( about 10 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
OrgasmNinja Only in Detroit: Argument over who made the best Kool-Aid ended in a gunfight. One bystander got a bullet in their ass. No fatalities. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 12 others
stacetoned If you don't brand my @ name into your scrotum, how will I know you like me? about 18 hours ago via web Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 18 others
CliffTweets Women's Suffrage: Chicks nag about shit and men give in like always to shut them up. 9:49 AM May 24th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 3 others
CliffTweets Friday: When you ain't got shit to do, you get high with Ice Cube. Sometimes mother fuckers get knocked the fuck out. 7:28 AM May 29th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 11 others
CliffTweets The View: Hungry Hungry Hippos THE SHOW! 7:54 AM May 30th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 7 others
CliffTweets The Alphabet: A really long word no one can pronounce so we all just spell it while singing. 9:00 AM May 30th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 13 others
CliffTweets Die Hard: Bruce Willis kills Europeans while trying to find aspirin. Teams up with Carl Winslow to blow shit up. Yippy Kai yay mother fucker 10:10 AM May 30th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 16 others
CliffTweets Australia: Convicts make it work in a place where everything is poisonous. Everybody who can't wrestle alligators dies. Koalas. 10:22 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 8 others
CliffTweets Transformers: Robots that turn into cars try to get sloppy seconds from Megan Fox. 2:33 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 1 other
CliffTweets The Blair Witch Project: Documentary about motion sickness and snotty noses. Some shit about a map. about 10 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 5 others
I'm a parody of a satire of myself. about 10 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
@RackOfSteel I got a DEPOSIT for ya, alright! about 21 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to RackOfSteel
StellaRtwot I wrote a song that I dedicated to my husband that's called "Somebody that I used to blow." about 22 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 49 others
mdvaldosta Why can't somebody eat Snooki's face? about 22 hours ago via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 26 others
KamRabbit I sometimes worry that life isn't absurd enough. Then I remember Scott Baio blocked me on Twitter for trolling him about wearing diapers. about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Nick_Twist and 1 other
@IPA_thanks thanks! about 22 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to IPA_thanks