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  1. Gather round, kiddies, let uncle Nick teach ya how to cook up a speedball.
  2. Hot damn, Friday night. Think I'm gonna pop a couple dilaudid and watch @garyjbusey chase my laser pointer around the wall.
  3. If it's karaoke you're after, I reckon ya can't go wrong with the Doobie Brothers.
  4. One time at a saloon down in Mexicali, Lou Dobbs challenged me to a hollerin contest. He dint win, but he earned my respect.
  5. Happy Veterans Day. I'm gonna celebrate by havin' a whiskey and complainin' loudly about the Japs.
  6. Mine smells like formaldehyde and Doritos. #celebrityperfumes
  7. Listen here, TV, if I got an erection that lasts more'n four hours, it ain't gonna be a doctor I call.
  8. Them dolphins got nothin on Ol' Nolte when it comes to roughin up porpoises. It ain't something I'm proud of. http://is.gd/4R730
  9. I reckon Hallin' Oats would be a pretty bitchin name for a horse.
  10. Ol @garyjbusey talks a good game, but push comes to shove, I got track marks tougher'n that guy.
  11. It was me who sold Nic Cage that cobra venom. Totally worthless, but fun if you mainline it. http://tinyurl.com/ykufhej
  12. Every Guy Fawkes Day I celebrate by snortin a couple lines a gunpowder. Hot damn, this batch is spicy.
  13. Happy Guy Fawkes Day? Look, Junior, I don't need no holiday to tell me to get drunk and light stuff on fire.
  14. @garyjbusey tried to steal my seat at the barrel fire even though I clearly saved it by leaving my dip cup there.
  15. I nicknamed @garyjbusey Mellow Yellow, 'cause he's a pussy.
  16. Great thing about Hawaiian shirts is if you're too drunk to button em, you can just leave em open.
  17. @garyjBusey I rode a chopper once too, though they tried to take off without me.
  18. Sounds like ol @garyjbusey's been riding his little girl scooter without a helmet again. A real man rides a hog. An actual hog.
  19. @GaryJBusey Tucson? Ain't been there since the rodeo incident. If a man wants to wrassle a steer, what's enterin a contest got ta do w it?
  20. 7,000 followers, hot damn, I'll drink to that. Hell, I'll drink to anything.