Nick_Nolte
- Just stabbed a cigar store Indian in the belly. That one was for Custer. Heh, keistered me a couple a stogies on the way out too.about 12 hours ago from web
- Just whittled me a pony keg out of an actual pony. Was a bitch gettin 'im to stay still.2:13 PM Jul 10th from web
- Lotta people like a little hair a the dog the morning after. I prefer to gut it, skin it, and throw it on the barbecue.10:31 AM Jul 10th from web
- Dang, is it July already? Better break out my stars n stripes bandanna and gook ear necklace.9:41 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Sometimes I like to drink my whiskey Mexican style, with a worm and a sombrero.2:25 PM Jun 28th from web
- I prefer to crap where I got homefield advantage.11:36 AM Jun 27th from web
- Hold the phone, pardner, did somebody say "lactating whales"? http://bit.ly/SAIdK11:09 AM Jun 24th from web
- Big afternoon. Me and the ol' flask're gonna head down to the Costco for some free samples.1:01 PM Jun 23rd from web
- Seems like whenever I try to wash my lucky sweatpants in the tub, they end up with more dog fur on em than when I started.3:51 PM Jun 21st from web
- My advice? Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday.9:18 PM Jun 20th from web
- Looks like Ol' Nolte's got 5,000 followers. You know what that means. Miller time.9:00 PM Jun 20th from web
- Pff, these guys are amateurs. http://is.gd/16Chx First you put the coke in the sharks, then you smuggle the sharks inside a whale.1:43 PM Jun 19th from web
- Yessir, I love me a Friday. Been drinkin' all week in anticipation.1:41 PM Jun 19th from web
- Wrestle like a turk, drink like an Eskimo. That's what my third wife Melba always said, before she died of dysentery back in '58.4:11 PM Jun 17th from web
- Barbara Walters once punched me in the throat outside a saloon in Tuscon. Heck of a lady.10:05 AM Jun 16th from web
- Back on my ranch I got more'n 6000 head a cattle. Ain't worth as much without the bodies, though.1:03 PM Jun 12th from web
- Lunchtime. Whiskey in a bread bowl. Life's alright.12:28 PM Jun 12th from web
- 'The Hangover' reminds me a the time I woke up on Billy Carter's couch inside a sleeping bag with an eskimo woman.12:38 PM Jun 11th from web
- Eastwood took me out for Gook food last night. We had a good time, a few drinks, yadda yadda yadda, I'm missin a left shoe.11:30 AM Jun 8th from web
- Aw, hell. I just crapped a popsicle stick.9:29 AM Jun 1st from web
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- Name Nick Nolte's Mugshot
- Location a catatonic state
- Web http://filmdrunk.com
- Bio Aw, hell. (not affil w/the real Nick Nolte)
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