Nick_Nolte
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Gather round, kiddies, let uncle Nick teach ya how to cook up a speedball.
5:20 PM Nov 14th
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Hot damn, Friday night. Think I'm gonna pop a couple dilaudid and watch @ chase my laser pointer around the wall.
2:31 PM Nov 13th
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If it's karaoke you're after, I reckon ya can't go wrong with the Doobie Brothers.
12:36 PM Nov 12th
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One time at a saloon down in Mexicali, Lou Dobbs challenged me to a hollerin contest. He dint win, but he earned my respect.
8:36 AM Nov 12th
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Happy Veterans Day. I'm gonna celebrate by havin' a whiskey and complainin' loudly about the Japs.
9:47 AM Nov 11th
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Mine smells like formaldehyde and Doritos.
7:47 AM Nov 11th
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Listen here, TV, if I got an erection that lasts more'n four hours, it ain't gonna be a doctor I call.
12:45 PM Nov 10th
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Them dolphins got nothin on Ol' Nolte when it comes to roughin up porpoises. It ain't something I'm proud of.
10:41 AM Nov 9th
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I reckon Hallin' Oats would be a pretty bitchin name for a horse.
10:18 AM Nov 6th
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Ol @ talks a good game, but push comes to shove, I got track marks tougher'n that guy.
7:22 AM Nov 6th
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It was me who sold Nic Cage that cobra venom. Totally worthless, but fun if you mainline it.
11:34 AM Nov 5th
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Every Guy Fawkes Day I celebrate by snortin a couple lines a gunpowder. Hot damn, this batch is spicy.
7:18 AM Nov 5th
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Happy Guy Fawkes Day? Look, Junior, I don't need no holiday to tell me to get drunk and light stuff on fire.
6:26 AM Nov 5th
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@ tried to steal my seat at the barrel fire even though I clearly saved it by leaving my dip cup there.
12:46 PM Nov 4th
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I nicknamed @ Mellow Yellow, 'cause he's a pussy.
11:31 AM Nov 4th
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Great thing about Hawaiian shirts is if you're too drunk to button em, you can just leave em open.
10:28 AM Nov 4th
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@ I rode a chopper once too, though they tried to take off without me.
8:19 AM Nov 4th
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Sounds like ol @'s been riding his little girl scooter without a helmet again. A real man rides a hog. An actual hog.
5:45 PM Nov 3rd
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@ Tucson? Ain't been there since the rodeo incident. If a man wants to wrassle a steer, what's enterin a contest got ta do w it?
4:11 PM Nov 3rd
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7,000 followers, hot damn, I'll drink to that. Hell, I'll drink to anything.
3:46 PM Nov 3rd
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- Name Nick Nolte's Mugshot
- Location a catatonic state
- Bio Aw, hell. (not affil w/the real Nick Nolte)
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