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NickMillerF365

  1. "The only way I was going to leave Swansea was for a big club, and I mean a big club.” Brendan Rodgers zings Chelsea, and zings 'em good.
  2. @will170189 I pick up the word nerd and use it as a badge of honour. However, I'm probably less of one than I may initially appear.
  3. @little_football Good lord. Not sure you can call that man a 'gent' though.
  4. Pissing in the street. While walking. With his girlfriend & child. The logistics alone are mind-boggling
  5. This evening a friend told me about a man she'd seen walking along the street, with his girlfriend who was pushing a pram, & he was pissing
  6. @Dan_J_Maher Problem there is we'd have Gerrard, Parker & Jones as only central mids. Whether that's preferable to Henderson though...
  7. 'Wood's introduction from the Pavilion End really got Notts going.' Fans of the Viz Profanisaurus will understand why I'm laughing heartily.
  8. @legsidelizzy The KP ODI money goes directly into a fund to maintain Clive Rice's moustache.
  9. I'm not saying it's any good, just reasonably obvious. I'm just trying to be Johnny Sunshine.
  10. Lampard being out at least simplifies things for Roy. Assuming Parker is fit, the first XI more or less picks itself now.
  11. @tickerscricket @legsidelizzy @Mark_Eurosport @nevharvey Not yet. And since he just had a wipe across the line & is out, we won't now
  12. @tickerscricket @legsidelizzy @Mark_Eurosport @nevharvey Never mind this, big Sami & big Al Hales are in for Notts. Couple of units there.
  13. Well, I bought a t-shirt & a birthday present & went for lunch with my sister too, so it wasn't wasted even before that. Carry on.
  14. Piece of knowledge for the evening; you don't have to be dead to qualify for a Darwin Award. My day has not been wasted.
  15. @tickerscricket @legsidelizzy @Mark_Eurosport I blame Trott.
  16. @Callum_TH @Twisted_Blood Heterosexuality is fraught with dangers like this.
  17. @Callum_TH Should've asked her to say: 'At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.'
  18. @JNMURPH She needs a fucking brain, never mind glasses. Although I did chuckle at the gag.
  19. @Twisted_Blood @Callum_TH Good knowledge. I don't think you can sterilise yourself by burning your fingers. Unless.......no.