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NickBlake

  1. Every time I see the words 'you couldn't make it up' I feel like my creative writing skills are being insulted.
  2. @Rafflesia123 That would be awesome. :3 Really want to get this.
  3. @Rafflesia123 Eh, alright. Thinking of covering letter for this thing. Really want it to be a good 'un.
  4. @Rafflesia123 Yay! Received.
  5. @Rafflesia123 I have been sent 2/3 a few times now. Not complaining mind. :D
  6. @Rafflesia123 Received! Q: Torchwood - worth watching?
  7. @Rafflesia123 I WOULD LOVE IT.
  8. @Rafflesia123 ARE YOU PRODDING ME WITH BACON? I HOPE IT'S BACON.
  9. @Rafflesia123 GOOD MORNING I AM HURTY IN THE HEAD AND CAN'T STOP TALKING LIKE BRIAN BLESSED.
  10. @Arylating SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SIT DOWN THERE I CRUSHED THEM WITH MY MASSIVE ARSE.
  11. @Birdyword Yup what I meant. We're cutting some things and spending more overall. Still hurts people, still damages recovery.
  12. @Birdyword Oh like debt repayments and spending on unemployment. Totally proves those pesky Keynesians wrong. I'll get my coat.
  13. Oh fucking hell if your cuts don't lead to deficit reduction that doesn't mean there haven't been cuts FFS.
  14. "There's no money left. Oh by the way: Olympics, Jubilee. Enjoy"
  15. @Chalmers6 @elliesharman FALSE DICHOTOMY ALERT
  16. Amazing how people who go on about high salaries rewarding talent are against GPs getting good salaries and pensions.
  17. @cant_it Is @Rafflesia123 trying to convince you she's innocent? If so, I can state with certainty that she isn't.
  18. @FunnyGrrrl Yes. Scientific fact.