nick
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@ Tell them, "I happen to have Woody Allen right here." "I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work!"
1:50 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to nictate
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If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
11:09 AM Nov 25th
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GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG
8:42 AM Nov 25th
from web
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Hate the past you. Hate the present you because future you will hate you too.
JK LOL YOU'RE AWESOME NEVER CHANGE
12:36 AM Nov 22nd
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When I die (in 200 years), I hope you all remember me for getting about a dozen other Twitter users to recognize the genius of "AS USALLY."
12:26 PM Nov 21st
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Follow Friday: @. Shit Saint Nick Says.
1:52 PM Nov 20th
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tl;instapaper
1:37 PM Nov 20th
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@ Hey, @ here. Loved your tweet. How is the family? And is work going well too? I'd write more, but I'm running out of roo
1:13 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to lonelysandwich
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Twitter prompt, 2010: "Wheres you at?"
1:02 PM Nov 20th
from web
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Using Twitter, that's what I'm doing!
Wait, they changed WHAT!?
9:41 PM Nov 19th
from Tweetie
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"Czechs celebrate 20-year-old fall of communism." Ha! It took the filthy capitalists two decades to throw a parade!?
12:42 PM Nov 17th
from Tweetie
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At the Lily's Revenge in the third (!) intermission. We saw a little penis! So, a typical night for us.
7:22 PM Nov 12th
from Tweetie
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I am now cranking the orchestral version of "Poker Face" while I write. IT'S RELEVANT TO THE STORY DAMMIT
1:47 PM Nov 11th
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Oops, Rachel was just quoting the blog Feministing. Abort! Abort!
...so to speak.
3:57 PM Nov 9th
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I'm looking for someone who can draw, to create a webcomic about the internet with me. Send me a link to your work at nick@toomuchnick.com.
2:59 PM Nov 9th
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Rachel on the health care bill compromise: "It's pretty fucking cramped underneath this bus, what with 50% of Americans down here."
2:04 PM Nov 9th
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@ @ Anyone can quote a tweet as fair use. I was making a book that *sold* those tweets as content (not fair use).
9:42 AM Nov 8th
from web
in reply to shelisrael
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"What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS? A bitch who will FIND YOU." Grandma says to say I didn't hear this from her.
9:30 AM Nov 6th
from Tweetie
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Obama's golf partner says his latest publicized round on the links was just a "friendly foursome." You ain't helping, lady.
6:34 AM Nov 6th
from Tweetie
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"Suspect was to be sent to Afghanistan, where he only would have killed twelve *brown* people."
6:30 AM Nov 6th
from Tweetie
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- Name Nick Douglas
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://toomuchnic...
- Bio Editor of Twitter Wit and aspiring novelist/screenwriter.
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