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  1. @nictate Tell them, "I happen to have Woody Allen right here." "I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work!"
  2. If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
  3. GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  4. Hate the past you. Hate the present you because future you will hate you too. JK LOL YOU'RE AWESOME NEVER CHANGE
  5. When I die (in 200 years), I hope you all remember me for getting about a dozen other Twitter users to recognize the genius of "AS USALLY."
  6. Follow Friday: @loadedsanta. Shit Saint Nick Says.
  7. tl;instapaper
  8. @lonelysandwich Hey, @nick here. Loved your tweet. How is the family? And is work going well too? I'd write more, but I'm running out of roo
  9. Twitter prompt, 2010: "Wheres you at?"
  10. Using Twitter, that's what I'm doing! Wait, they changed WHAT!?
  11. "Czechs celebrate 20-year-old fall of communism." Ha! It took the filthy capitalists two decades to throw a parade!?
  12. At the Lily's Revenge in the third (!) intermission. We saw a little penis! So, a typical night for us.
  13. I am now cranking the orchestral version of "Poker Face" while I write. IT'S RELEVANT TO THE STORY DAMMIT http://j.mp/XevZ9
  14. Oops, Rachel was just quoting the blog Feministing. Abort! Abort! ...so to speak.
  15. I'm looking for someone who can draw, to create a webcomic about the internet with me. Send me a link to your work at nick@toomuchnick.com.
  16. Rachel on the health care bill compromise: "It's pretty fucking cramped underneath this bus, what with 50% of Americans down here."
  17. @shelisrael @sarahdopp Anyone can quote a tweet as fair use. I was making a book that *sold* those tweets as content (not fair use).
  18. "What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS? A bitch who will FIND YOU." Grandma says to say I didn't hear this from her.
  19. Obama's golf partner says his latest publicized round on the links was just a "friendly foursome." You ain't helping, lady.
  20. "Suspect was to be sent to Afghanistan, where he only would have killed twelve *brown* people."