Nicholai
- I'm banking an awful lot of future cool-dad-cred on the infomercial-claim that these trophies are indeed *perfect* replicas.about 6 hours ago from twhirl
- I find that the 140-character twitterworld is too confining to adequately express the shallowness of our culture. Oh no, wait, it isn't.about 6 hours ago from twhirl
- Woefully unaware that "want me to spot you?" meant "would you like to stare at my junk as my hairy thighs tickle your ears?" #fitnessadviceabout 7 hours ago from twhirl
- Zumbafitness infomercial: "you literally SEE kilos disappear". That's gross. And emotionally trying. All bodymorphing should be stealthy.about 7 hours ago from twhirl
- you know the creationist argument if "infinite monkeys+typewriters+years could result in the works of Shakespeare"? So far, Twitter says no.about 7 hours ago from twhirl
- my über-pregnant wife is not really buying my claims of lactate-intolerance.about 8 hours ago from twhirl
- @sarkastickunt though pedantically speaking if we honoured the *exact* way it's designed twitter would be a constant stream of "I am typing"6:24 PM Jul 11th from twhirl in reply to sarkastickunt
- My hermenutic skills can't overcome basic cultural differences. Like, did the dude give George Michael's heart away on the 25th or 26th?6:22 PM Jul 11th from twhirl
- @zoecello true. we learned it through adaptive evolution. We're not trying to attract attention, but to divert attention from the violas.4:10 PM Jul 11th from twhirl in reply to zoecello
- I'm not sure the makers of "Little Britain" realize how much that show is like real Britain to the rest of us.3:58 PM Jul 11th from twhirl
- Hemingway would *kill* at Twitter. Chandler, too. Dan Brown, though, would be forced to go back to painting ridiculous on his facebook wall3:51 PM Jul 11th from twhirl
- @rejecter hah, love the not-so-subtle don't-screw-up-my-tweet-putdown. Maybe how John Milton feels about Ellis-Bextor & the light fantastic3:48 AM Jul 11th from twhirl in reply to rejecter
- Was too busy for #followfriday. But never too busy to follow @rejecter @bortflancrest @mattigee and the ever divalicious @blondediva113:36 AM Jul 11th from twhirl
- That loud clap y'all heard was the Nation of Denmark facepalming as TourdeFrance commentator said "welcome to the 'Phew!-renees'". Seriously3:22 AM Jul 11th from twhirl
- @mattigee false alarm, doctor's giving it until Thursday for the little dude to come out on his own...3:20 AM Jul 11th from twhirl in reply to mattigee
- The word meme was coined to describe crucial mimetic adaptation practices in cultural evolution. Yeah, I like what we've done with the place12:29 AM Jul 10th from twhirl
- infomercial: Everybody can lose weight with 'Zumba'. Me: yeah, I'd buy that, if not for all the uncoordinated fat people you just showed me4:42 PM Jul 9th from twhirl
- @mattigee you mean to tell us you seriously didn't know about the live lounge feed Sarah's been making big bucks off?8:50 AM Jul 9th from twhirl in reply to mattigee
- yeah I know @mattigee, none of the stars I give stick either. Well, you guys are still funny, even without my stars. Not as much, of course12:10 AM Jul 9th from twhirl in reply to mattigee
- Is there a more narcissistic "punishment" than Twitter-Block? Ha, I cut off your funny. How'd you like THAT. Oh that's right, you don't know11:59 PM Jul 8th from twhirl
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- Name Nicholai Reinseth
- Location Copenhagen
- Web http://nicholaire...
- Bio writing>drawing, dancing>fighting, running>playing, kissing>talking, singing>reading // I do words & silly stuff @innocentdrinks
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