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Derrick Rose RT @BaldBryan David Beckham's people shouldn't let him speak in public. Has anyone famous looked better while sounding worse? 7:25 PM Apr 6th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
The opposite of Dr. Bruce #goodlensesbadframes RT @BaldBryan Has anyone famous ever looked better while sounding worse? 7:24 PM Apr 6th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
For some irony, they should use a song called DIAMONDS AND GUNS as backing RT @mulaney Anyone have any funny ideas for Garnier Fructis ads? 5:00 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
It's cool that Miles from Murphy Brown got back on his feet and changed his name to "Rachel Maddow". 4:55 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I would fill a sock prior to the date. Best to have a set of clean pipes. RT @ryaninco I have a date tonight. One sock down the pants or 2? 5:14 PM Mar 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
"Suicide Watch" sounds like an awful invention. 6:16 PM Mar 15th via Favstar.FM
Has anybody ever seen Michael J Fox and Jodie Foster in the same room? I'm onto you @realmikefox 8:21 PM Mar 10th via Favstar.FM
If elected President, I will see to it that McDonald's serves breakfast all day. 9:01 AM Mar 10th via Favstar.FM
Easy. Is there a recession underway (none during 90s) RT @JuddApatow How does Springsteen decide whether or not it's an E Street band album? 9:00 AM Mar 10th via web in reply to JuddApatow
"Who knows a good place to book hockey?" - Hockey Coach / Porn Star #bukakke 7:54 PM Mar 9th via Favstar.FM
What's with all the hatred for Coney Island? Did they shut down the coaster or something? #kony 7:42 PM Mar 9th via Favstar.FM
You only have @_juliannemoore movies? Oh, very funny, Redbox. 7:28 PM Mar 9th via Favstar.FM
I can never remember if "Bi-Annual Record Sale" means it happens twice per year for all albums, or once per year for David Bowie albums? 6:05 PM Mar 7th via Favstar.FM
Quick, put it on Mena Suvari's head! RT @DearAnyone Celebrity Sighting: That plastic bag from American Beauty! 3:10 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
So... what are these Book Hockey films I keep hearing about? 8:56 PM Mar 2nd via Favstar.FM
Secret from inside People magazine headquarters: No fewer than 2 exclamation points on EVERY cover. #hollywoodsecrets 5:59 PM Mar 1st via Favstar.FM
If @andydick is in Dixon, whose dick's in Andy? 5:35 PM Mar 1st via Favstar.FM
Nobody is more upset w/ the Ku Klux Klan than real wizards. 4:42 PM Mar 1st via Favstar.FM
As opposed to pretending she's pretty? RT @juliussharpe A great prank would be if all of us pretended not to know who Gwyneth Paltrow is. 4:14 PM Mar 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Tell me the Neptune Society isn't handling Davy Jones' burial. 8:08 PM Feb 29th via Favstar.FM

Name Nice Vest
Location LA / Chicago
Bio Hack comedy writer. I write monologue and roast jokes for a few famous friends of friends on TV. Sometimes I stand-up. Impressed? Neither is my dad.