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  1. Derrick Rose RT @BaldBryan David Beckham's people shouldn't let him speak in public. Has anyone famous looked better while sounding worse?
  2. The opposite of Dr. Bruce #goodlensesbadframes RT @BaldBryan Has anyone famous ever looked better while sounding worse?
  3. For some irony, they should use a song called DIAMONDS AND GUNS as backing RT @mulaney Anyone have any funny ideas for Garnier Fructis ads?
  4. It's cool that Miles from Murphy Brown got back on his feet and changed his name to "Rachel Maddow".
  5. I would fill a sock prior to the date. Best to have a set of clean pipes. RT @ryaninco I have a date tonight. One sock down the pants or 2?
  6. "Suicide Watch" sounds like an awful invention.
  7. Has anybody ever seen Michael J Fox and Jodie Foster in the same room? I'm onto you @realmikefox
  8. If elected President, I will see to it that McDonald's serves breakfast all day.
  9. Easy. Is there a recession underway (none during 90s) RT @JuddApatow How does Springsteen decide whether or not it's an E Street band album?
  10. "Who knows a good place to book hockey?" - Hockey Coach / Porn Star #bukakke
  11. What's with all the hatred for Coney Island? Did they shut down the coaster or something? #kony
  12. You only have @_juliannemoore movies? Oh, very funny, Redbox.
  13. I can never remember if "Bi-Annual Record Sale" means it happens twice per year for all albums, or once per year for David Bowie albums?
  14. Quick, put it on Mena Suvari's head! RT @DearAnyone Celebrity Sighting: That plastic bag from American Beauty!
  15. So... what are these Book Hockey films I keep hearing about?
  16. Secret from inside People magazine headquarters: No fewer than 2 exclamation points on EVERY cover. #hollywoodsecrets
  17. If @andydick is in Dixon, whose dick's in Andy?
  18. Nobody is more upset w/ the Ku Klux Klan than real wizards.
  19. As opposed to pretending she's pretty? RT @juliussharpe A great prank would be if all of us pretended not to know who Gwyneth Paltrow is.
  20. Tell me the Neptune Society isn't handling Davy Jones' burial.