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  1. @skeller I won't tattle on you to Tim Gunn or anything! 7:47 PM Oct 12th from web in reply to skeller
  2. @thehappyhours Hey there! I'm so glad you're back! 5:13 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to thehappyhours
  3. For some reason I'm just now noticing that a crib is basically a glorified baby jail. A jail with a mobile is still a jail. 9:53 AM Sep 19th from web
  4. I took the 11:45-12:30 shift, but when baby woke screaming at 12:45, I made Mr. Newt go. Now waiting to see what retribution morning brings. 5:24 AM Sep 13th from web
  5. @ameliasprout That sucks. I would like to go kick those jerks in the shins for you. 1:02 PM Sep 12th from web in reply to ameliasprout
  6. Vote for the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia! They could win a game room for the kids. http://xbox.childrensmiraclenetwork.org 9:43 AM Sep 9th from web
  7. Babylon A.D. sucked eggs. I love big and stupid movies, but I prefer if there's an actual story in there somewhere, you know? 7:41 PM Sep 8th from web
  8. OK Baby, time to grow some hair. The peach-fuzz thing works for newborns, but you're a big boy now and don't want to look like Dennis Franz. 9:42 AM Sep 8th from web
  9. @thehappyhours So cute! 7:37 PM Sep 6th from web in reply to thehappyhours
  10. The newtlet is French-kissing himself in a mirror. I know you like to put everything in your mouth, kid, but come on. 10:31 AM Sep 6th from web
  11. is having a misanthropic day. So while at it, she would like to note that she hates it when people misuse the world "literally." A lot. 5:48 PM Sep 5th from web
  12. @dr_wife One of them has a famous butt? Are you sure that isn't Jennifer Lopez? How many famous butts can there be? 8:19 PM Sep 4th from web in reply to dr_wife
  13. Oh now, honestly. I'm giving up celebrity news until all those famous-for-nothing Kardashians go away. 6:49 PM Sep 4th from web
  14. A Now-N-Later can't have more than, what? 4 calories, right? Because I have eaten kind of a lot. 7:55 PM Aug 31st from web
  15. Perfect, perfect weather. Took full advantage by pushing baby in stroller to liquor store. 3:50 PM Aug 31st from web
  16. Four words: deep fried cheese curds. I love state fairs. 7:41 PM Aug 29th from web
  17. You can't make me like Hugh Jackman. I still think he's smarmy. 9:21 PM Aug 22nd from web
  18. I hate it when I have a song stuck in my head and I don't know all the words. Dum dum I ruled the world...dum dum da dum da dum... 8:22 PM Aug 22nd from web
  19. @thehappyhours Hee hee! I always leave my bras on doorknobs, too. Drives Mr. Newt CRAZY. Not like sexy crazy, just like unkempt crazy. 7:04 PM Aug 19th from web in reply to thehappyhours
  20. @dr_wife I don't believe it. When do you get test results? 8:26 PM Aug 5th from web in reply to dr_wife