Newtlet
- @ I won't tattle on you to Tim Gunn or anything!7:47 PM Oct 12th from web in reply to skeller
- @ Hey there! I'm so glad you're back!5:13 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to thehappyhours
- For some reason I'm just now noticing that a crib is basically a glorified baby jail. A jail with a mobile is still a jail.9:53 AM Sep 19th from web
- I took the 11:45-12:30 shift, but when baby woke screaming at 12:45, I made Mr. Newt go. Now waiting to see what retribution morning brings.5:24 AM Sep 13th from web
- @ That sucks. I would like to go kick those jerks in the shins for you.1:02 PM Sep 12th from web in reply to ameliasprout
- Vote for the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia! They could win a game room for the kids. 9:43 AM Sep 9th from web
- Babylon A.D. sucked eggs. I love big and stupid movies, but I prefer if there's an actual story in there somewhere, you know?7:41 PM Sep 8th from web
- OK Baby, time to grow some hair. The peach-fuzz thing works for newborns, but you're a big boy now and don't want to look like Dennis Franz.9:42 AM Sep 8th from web
- @ So cute!7:37 PM Sep 6th from web in reply to thehappyhours
- The newtlet is French-kissing himself in a mirror. I know you like to put everything in your mouth, kid, but come on.10:31 AM Sep 6th from web
- is having a misanthropic day. So while at it, she would like to note that she hates it when people misuse the world "literally." A lot.5:48 PM Sep 5th from web
- @ One of them has a famous butt? Are you sure that isn't Jennifer Lopez? How many famous butts can there be?8:19 PM Sep 4th from web in reply to dr_wife
- Oh now, honestly. I'm giving up celebrity news until all those famous-for-nothing Kardashians go away.6:49 PM Sep 4th from web
- A Now-N-Later can't have more than, what? 4 calories, right? Because I have eaten kind of a lot.7:55 PM Aug 31st from web
- Perfect, perfect weather. Took full advantage by pushing baby in stroller to liquor store.3:50 PM Aug 31st from web
- Four words: deep fried cheese curds. I love state fairs.7:41 PM Aug 29th from web
- You can't make me like Hugh Jackman. I still think he's smarmy.9:21 PM Aug 22nd from web
- I hate it when I have a song stuck in my head and I don't know all the words. Dum dum I ruled the world...dum dum da dum da dum...8:22 PM Aug 22nd from web
- @ Hee hee! I always leave my bras on doorknobs, too. Drives Mr. Newt CRAZY. Not like sexy crazy, just like unkempt crazy.7:04 PM Aug 19th from web in reply to thehappyhours
- @ I don't believe it. When do you get test results?8:26 PM Aug 5th from web in reply to dr_wife
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