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  1. News of the Absurd #115 :: Underage Drinking, Rear View Mirrors, and Strippers :: http://bit.ly/7X9Lbp
  2. Jarrett's wishing he could go backwards down the number line... here's this week's NEWS OF THE ABSURD: http://bit.ly/JuztN
  3. Two words. Angelina. Jolie. See her in a whole new way on this week's NEWS OF THE ABSURD: http://bit.ly/fDNGF
  4. A proud virgin goes before the school board, a rabbi-dog, and bikers on today's CNN.com LIVE Daily Distraction :: http://bit.ly/3PSWdN
  5. Wine Tasting in South Africa! http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRA...
  6. Still in Cape Town. Here's more South Africa stuff from CNN.com: http://alturl.com/o9za & http://alturl.com/4tjh & http://alturl.com/bbbq
  7. In Cape Town, South Africa. Doing live hit on CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/live1) at 1:45pm (EST in the U.S.). See the safari videos today!
  8. South Africa bound! Thanks to those who voted, and thank goodness for the Sky Room at the Atlanta Airport... flight in 6.5 hours!!!
  9. Backpack just about ready. Airport soon. Where will it be... Argentina? Greece? Turkey? South Africa? http://bit.ly/12wQVx
  10. Today on CNN.com LIVE... more on ruining Jarrett's vacation, plus packing tips: http://bit.ly/MJyzW
  11. Let's Ruin Jarrett's Vacation - The Interview :: http://bit.ly/mIvxy
  12. Let's Ruin Jarrett's Vacation! The article: http://bit.ly/w5QP5
  13. So, where should I go on my vacation? Vote here: :: http://bit.ly/102Qlj
  14. It's a special BACK TO SCHOOL edition of News of the Absurd :: http://bit.ly/A9dyN
  15. Ropeless effing jump rope.... seriously. See it on today's CNN.com LIVE Daily Distraction :: http://bit.ly/OdmlJ
  16. Pole Dance Fail :: See it on today's CNN.com LIVE Daily Distraction :: http://bit.ly/56rSB
  17. I accidentally called New Zealand's national rugby team a club - small slip - but here's today's Daily Distraction :: http://bit.ly/a9YqE
  18. A little read going behind the scenes of this week's NOTA :: http://bit.ly/2yDtF
  19. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! The theme for today's CNN.com LIVE Daily Distraction :: http://bit.ly/nrGxS
  20. New episode of News of the Absurd... a bit delayed for a tribute to Jerry, but we figured better late than never :: http://bit.ly/14MPrP