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Breaking: Don Cherry planning to wear suit worn by The Penguin on "Batman" on CBC's #stanleycup opener tonight. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
BorowitzReport I feel that Romney is pandering to the worst elements of his party with his campaign slogan, "At Least I'm White." 7:52 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Newsmann and 132 others
Stewart's funny description of our national buffoon, Trump: "Looks like he's been bobbing for Cheetos. " 9:20 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
StephenAtHome Romney and Trump should run together! Heir/Hair 2012! 8:40 PM May 29th via SocialOomph Retweeted by Newsmann and 1828 others
I'm surprised #jonstewart wasn't even harder on the poisonous Fox News czar Roger Ailes tonight. 9:17 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
Lawrence Republicans & @MittRomney have decided they need help from the Pied Piper of American racism @realDonaldTrump More @TheLastWord 10pm 6:55 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Newsmann and 71 others
Trump, Romney similarity: They're both short-fingered vulgarians/plutocrats. And both also won the lucky-sperm lottery. 7:51 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
BorowitzReport MUST READ: Trump Could Help Romney Win Elusive Billionaire Asshole Vote: bit.ly/JTFCW7 7:09 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Newsmann and 71 others
HBO blew it casting Nicole "The Beard" Kidman. 1:14 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
@GerardMulligan1 Previewed that HBO film last month...a piece of crap and an easy pay check for N. "Keep the camera on my ass!" Kidman 1:12 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad in reply to GerardMulligan1
GerardMulligan1 Heard mother in Whole Foods tell yelling toddler to use his NPR voice. 11:24 AM May 29th via web Retweeted by Newsmann and 22 others
I agree with this piece...Tucker Carlson is dead meat -- and deserves to be. salon.com/2012/04/26/tuc… 1:06 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
Could this guy be future Prime Minister of #Canada ? marketwatch.com/story/carney-m… 9:34 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
StevePoolKOMO 4pm Answer: Toilet Paper. 6:26 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by Newsmann and 1 other
StevePoolKOMO 4pm: This lasts about 5 days in an average household... What is it? 4:23 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by Newsmann
Naked man chewing on the face of another naked man. Is this a great country, or what? pressdemocrat.com/article/201205… 6:59 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
Mein Kampf-ortable Shoes #lessinterestingbooks 5:56 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
Vegetarians at the Gate #lessinterestingbooks 5:54 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
BorowitzReport #MemorialDay: When America honors its fallen soldiers with a flat-screen blowout at Best Buy. 4:32 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by Newsmann and 132 others
The wholly Buble #lessinterestingbooks 4:32 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad

Name Bill Mann
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Bio Canada columnist for MarketWatch.com. Humorist, HuffPost hack. I like poutine, les Canadiens.