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  1. Dear Nick Lachey, tone down the orange face, wouldja? I thought the terror threat level had risen. about 15 hours ago from txt
  2. Nobody wears a Cosby sweater like @johncmayer. Nobody. about 17 hours ago from txt
  3. Listening to Christmas music has seriously put me in the mood to watch Hugh Grant dancing to The Pointer Sisters. about 18 hours ago from web
  4. @misslibrarian @T_O_W_R I was thinking "That Mitch Rothshuttle is hilarious!" about 18 hours ago from web in reply to misslibrarian
  5. STRING CHEESE! about 21 hours ago from web
  6. RT @VolumeOne: Christmas music from local peeps. http://volumeone.org/XmasTunes about 22 hours ago from web
  7. Dear PR people, stop sending different-but-similar press releases days apart so that I have to rewrite articles. I shake my fist at you. about 23 hours ago from web
  8. @wRECkster You just made me snort. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to wRECkster
  9. Music to get into Christmas spirit: "Love Actually" soundtrack, You'd Better be a Freakin' Good Year mix, Red Ryder Carbine Action etc. mix. 5:59 AM Dec 15th from web
  10. @petullant It hurts my feelings when you say I'm not a rapper. I'm a rapper. 5:49 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to petullant
  11. Woke up at 4 a.m. singing "Looking for gnomes in all the wrong places, looking for gnomes." 2:01 PM Dec 14th from web
  12. @VolumeOne Didn't Justin Vernon do enough cleaning for you? 1:56 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to VolumeOne
  13. "I went because you said you'd be there, a box of candy, smoke in your hair. Now I know, love just leaves you bruised." 1:04 PM Dec 14th from txt
  14. RT @johncmayer: You really have to give Carrot Top props for his comedy. 10:48 AM Dec 14th from web
  15. Shari & I found it's quite difficult to carry on a serious conversation when "Austin Powers" is playing in the background. 7:11 AM Dec 14th from web
  16. Btw, nice Home Interiors framed picture of a Victorian lady, bar. 5:13 PM Dec 13th from txt
  17. Dear Drunky, thanks for telling me I have "wheelie hair," whatever that means. Now get your hand off my back. 5:11 PM Dec 13th from txt
  18. Ooh!! Can't wait for the release of "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus" http://tinyurl.com/ydxbb95 (Dear Heath Ledger, I still love you.) 9:18 AM Dec 13th from web
  19. Natalie Portman is the next Elizabeth Bennett! Plus, zombies! http://tinyurl.com/y8oxaqt 9:06 AM Dec 13th from web
  20. Taylor Lautner wearing a Book It shirt! 9:59 PM Dec 12th from txt
  • Name New_Dork
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  • Bio I wonder sometimes about the outcome of a still-verdictless life. Am I living it right?
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