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  1. Just saw The Road. The only way it could be more depressing is if instead of the father and son it was an over weight pregnant black teen.
  2. Watched the beyonce show after dinner. Great stuff, but they followed it up with a concert by the guy from Wings - Not in the same league
  3. Just a reminder that tomorrow is Thanksgiving, so don't forget to set your clock back.
  4. Muppets. Boheimian Rhapsody. Go there now. http://bit.ly/7Dh4nC. (Thanks @nerdist)
  5. Given this information I think we have to seriously consider whether it's actually a party in the USA or not.
  6. First we hear that Miley Cirus has never even heard a Jay-Z song and now another bombshell: she's never moved her hips like "yeah".
  7. I was a very politically correct child. I insisted my parents refer to the tooth fairy as the tooth homosexual. (via @taylororci)
  8. @adamwade RE: Teaching. That's awesome. Lesson 1: Tell the audience where you're from. Preferably it will be New Hampshire.
  9. @youngamerican RE: Terry Gross. She's white!?!
  10. My Ipod's broken so I had to listen to Morning radio for the first time in a while. I am now completely up to date on celebrity birthdays.
  11. Is Oprah upgrading from a show to a network just so she'll look slimmer by comparison?
  12. Everyone keeps talking about how ground breaking Oprah's channel will be, but Tyler Perry already has one: Tyler Perry presents TBS.
  13. New Moon premiers tonight. Between the werewolf and the vampire, I'm on team Don't Give a Fuck. (the werewolf does seem hunky though)
  14. Hailey Joel Osmon on Walker Texas Ranger with a twist ending. Watch it IMMEDIATELY: http://bit.ly/14k9WS (thanks @johnaugust)
  15. Check out the last New Young Comedian's show tonight at Karma: www.newyoungcomedians.com
  16. RT @taylororci: Matteson Perry's @newyoungcomedy winning MOTH Grandslam story was read by Garrison Keillor last night. Coolest thing I'v ...
  17. Deep frying a turkey is passe now. This year I'm sauteing the turkey. I started today.
  18. I bet the midnight buffet on the boats from 2012 is AMAZING.
  19. Buying liquour at CVS. Just wanted to get a jump start on being an alcoholic. Plus they have a great gum selection.
  20. I just got all my Xmas shopping done at one place: Tommy Bahamas. My family and trends are going to be so excited.