NewYorkNate
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Taco night at Frankie's ... hoo yeah!
about 17 hours ago
from web
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Why do I want to flick matches at Xmas tree lots?
about 17 hours ago
from Echofon
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Just when I thought I'd heard the end of Steroid Boy's gym floor grunting, he continued grunting in the locker room.
about 18 hours ago
from Twitterrific
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Why is my face breaking out like a 15-year-old Miley Cyrus fan?
about 20 hours ago
from Twitterrific
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I was too grossly stuffed to sleep soundly last night. I felt like Kelly Clarkson at the AMAs.
about 20 hours ago
from Echofon
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I'm going through the day in character as Precious' mother & am wondering how long before I get arrested or start receiving welfare checks.
about 21 hours ago
from web
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Happy Black Friday! Have you kicked your creepy mall Santa today?
about 23 hours ago
from Twitterrific
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I'm torn this holiday season between embracing St. Nick and pillaging Whoville.
6:58 PM Nov 26th
from web
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Too. Much. Pumpkin. Pie.
6:46 PM Nov 26th
from web
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There's this part in the movie Precious where she barfs up an entire bucket of chicken...well, I'm about to barf up an entire pumpkin pie.
6:24 PM Nov 26th
from web
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Black Friday is nearly upon us and I can't help but wonder who will get trampled in an early morning holiday sale this year?
5:56 PM Nov 26th
from web
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Seeing Precious after stuffing ourselves to the brim didn't seem like the best move at first, but I was completely blown away. Powerful.
5:47 PM Nov 26th
from Twitterrific
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Shuli's family-free Thanksgiving was a delicious success. We're waddling to the movies in a moment.
1:42 PM Nov 26th
from Twitterrific
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Cocoa's ready for Shuli's vegetarian shepherd's pie:
10:05 AM Nov 26th
from Twitterrific
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@ The Valtrex float is forever burned into my eyeballs.
6:55 AM Nov 26th
from web
in reply to creepydude
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Hooray for giving Indians small pox, alcoholism and the eventual drive to build mega casinos.
6:30 AM Nov 26th
from web
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I wish I had the nerve to crash parties at this level:
9:24 PM Nov 25th
from web
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Surrounded by morning people on the 3 train; if one more person grins at me ... somewhere, somehow, a puppy will die.
5:54 AM Nov 25th
from Twitterrific
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How excited am I for a short work and school week? YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:49 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Every party should have a bar tended by a naked porn star.
7:42 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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- Name Nathan Noland
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- Bio New York City guy who loves food, music, travel, laughter and time with friends.
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