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  6. @BarkingUnicorn Oh, you noticed all my best qualities! ::Purr, rub against leg of cat-hater, mraow?::
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  12. Hot-off-the-press Bitch!: Dear New Age Bitch: On Meditation and Enlightenment http://bit.ly/8vgbpx
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  16. How many times do you look at yourself in the mirror and say, "I rock!"? Seriously. How many?
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  18. Hot-off-the-press Bitch!: The Haiti thing http://www.newagebitch.com/2010/01/14/the-haiti-thing/
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