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NeuroticBlu

  1. Yel3an abooko ba2a sha3b mota5alef w batee2! Ma tengezo ba2a w t3'ooro men weshy! Metro eh w 5ara eh! 7aga te2ref!
  2. Not sure if skinnies are too tight or I've been standing for too long..
  3. Dear el mowaten elly ganby fel metro, mn fadlak mattawelsh dawafer el soba3 elly abl el a5eer, da law el sonna hatmawet nafsaha 3andak ya3ni
  4. Ma2sah wogoodeya; Tekoon fel metro w tshoof wa7ed ebn wes5a bynadaf dawafro bel tazkara w tefteker en tazkartak fe geibak, where it belongs.
  5. @7abibaNabil @KaiiRahman "@Brian_Bad_Luck: Sings Adele song in the rain. Rain catches fire."
  6. Getting high on sushi rolls with @7abibaNabil HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BABY <3
  7. I have a final tomorrow that's 50% dependent on cheating abilities, the other 50% depend on your ability to get away if you're caught.
  8. I pee so much I usually tell my professors that I have diabetes, just to save all the awkward conversations and shit.
  9. So, @ladygaga has 24.7 million followers you guys, is she running for goddess-ship or what?
  10. Egypt is slowly growing a beard. I know, it's sad.
  11. I can't keep running after you unless you make up your mind and decide whether you're going to choose me or someone else.
  12. I did very well on my physics final.. I'm waiting for Karma to fuck my life up any time now.
  13. @7abibaNabil Men emta hidden messages ba2a w sho3'l ra2fat el haggan?!
  14. gatkom el araf, morasha7een ye2lebo el batn.. (Cc:@7abibaNabil)