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  1. @sarajcox he didn't even stand up to let me past. Just shuffled backwards. Terrible.
  2. He is now clipping his fingernails. His fingers are dirty. I feel I now NEED to kick him.
  3. egg man just sat on the floor. He wears no socks. He is burping unapologetically. I would like to kick his head.
  4. Man on train. You smell of egg. Your hairband makes you look like a Twat. That is all.
  5. @sarajcox invest in a sturdy foot stool. Perhaps a boulder. Do your feet look like novelty slippers?
  6. @sarajcox you work too hard. Stop it.
  7. @Boogaloo1 yup.
  8. RT @Boogaloo1: I should bre working - instead I will eat @fudgecrumpet and come on here...........xx<<<slightly altered retweet.
  9. Old school 80s rock? Fastway? Alright then. Why not?
  10. @sarajcox one of the dwarves? Preggers the Dwarf.
  11. I hate Jamie T. He has just ripped off magical Trevor. Fucker.
  12. @ThisIsFury you would run prison.
  13. @fudgecrumpet have I missed something. What is that?
  14. @ThisIsFury stop despairing. Start killing.
  15. @ThisIsFury well...don't.
  16. @ThisIsFury Isnt it just.
  17. @gleepface vomit and erections often occur at the same time with me. Though it mostly isn't my vomit.
  18. @ThisIsFury don't.
  19. @ThisIsFury :oD
  20. @gleepface it was either that or "erect"