NerdyBlack_Guy
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I really used to be a Wale fan then I followed him on Twitter and saw how bitchmade he is.
about 1 hour ago
via web
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Coldest man ever. RT @: BREAKING: Edwards chokes up, calls 4-year-old daughter conceived with mistress `precious'
about 2 hours ago
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"My shit better be straight when the fuck I get up in there Tuesday". This might be the greatest voicemail ever.
about 2 hours ago
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@ I'm crying right now. This is too funny.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to k_lap11
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"I better have a new goddamn class to go to. Cause bitch, I passed this other goddamn class." Greatness.
about 2 hours ago
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Pissed-off college student leaves greatest voicemail ever. This woman is an American hero. Listen:
about 2 hours ago
via SocialFlow
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@ What happens if they surround you? Shotgun will get you space.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to BIG_cfrank
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I'm somewhat ready for the zombies. We have a shotgun in the house, don't why we have one but we got one.
about 4 hours ago
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I'd be the only ghost trying to fuck up someone's credit.
about 4 hours ago
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If I got eaten by someone, I'm coming back as a spirit of vengeance against their family. I would get my full fledged haunt on.
about 4 hours ago
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John Edwards might be the coldest man in the world. Cheated on his cancer stricken wife and then tried to hushed it up with campaign money.
about 4 hours ago
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I wish "Nightcall" would play while I'm driving around like in Drive.
about 4 hours ago
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The wood floors are done downstairs. * does slide from Risky Business*
about 4 hours ago
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Eating people has become the new "it" thing for the summer. Look it up, it's what's hot in the streets.
about 5 hours ago
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@ I'm running away to Arizona. All the survivalist white people that would survive live in Arizona.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to _bingethinker
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If the Zombie Apocalypse does break out, I'm finding me some of those survivalist white people that left when Obama got elected.
about 5 hours ago
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It's not just people getting eaten. It was flesh eating virus floating around last week too. I'm trying to tell y'all, Zombies are coming.
about 5 hours ago
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Zombies not getting me though, nope.
about 6 hours ago
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Just read a article about a student who ate their victim's heart and brain. Man, this Zombie shit is real.
about 6 hours ago
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@ That makes sense. Okay, next question. How do you keep the milk fresh?
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to _sailingsoul
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- Name Reginald Flye
- Location In my Cancer Shell.
- Bio I'll entertain you.
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