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  1. @staticandshock Is your food done yet? Mine should be in around 15 minutes. I'm ready to die of hunger. Hot damn. 11:18 AM Nov 26th from web
  2. @staticandshock Fuckin' A. -Hug.- I'm ready to smash on mad munchies man. ;D 9:57 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. Happy Thanksgiving, now gimmi food. I'm starving. =[ I'LL EAT YO' FACE IF YOU DON'T HAND OVER THE TURKEY! 9:54 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. I can eat sunflower seeds quicker than i bird. :D 6:17 AM Nov 24th from txt
  5. Fuck this rain. I'm fuckin' soaked. 3:29 AM Nov 24th from txt
  6. DILLIGAF - Words to live by. 3:36 PM Nov 17th from MySpace
  7. In bedddd. 2:18 AM Nov 11th from MySpace
  8. But I do get wasted like the white boyyys! 5:19 PM Nov 10th from MySpace
  9. Got Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, but I'm feeling too sick to play it. Sad fucking day. =[ 5:07 PM Nov 10th from MySpace
  10. Home. Time to lay down and go to sleep. Work from 6-2. 6:23 PM Nov 8th from MySpace
  11. Pregaming. But I think the game is already on. Oh well. By the time I turn it on I should be lit. ;D 9:11 AM Nov 8th from MySpace
  12. @flockofmeese I didn't catch that. I did see last night where people are still shooting places up. Now we have to deal with H1N1 AND psychos 11:47 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to flockofmeese
  13. Just walked down 12 flights of stairs to piss. Now walking back up. Can you say extreme workout? Lmao. I love this job. 5:39 AM Nov 3rd from txt
  14. Alcohol is the answer. I just can't remember the question. 4:57 PM Nov 2nd from MySpace
  15. Just went and looked at an integra for 5800. It's nice. They're inspecting it sometime this week then I get to test drive it. =D 1:09 PM Nov 2nd from MySpace
  16. Work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work :( 8:56 AM Nov 2nd from txt
  17. Shut up woman get on my horse. 5:27 AM Nov 2nd from txt
  18. Going to beeeed. Work in the AM. Gotta' make 'dat paypuh' 6:35 PM Nov 1st from MySpace
  19. So come on and fly with me as we make our great escape. 9:17 AM Nov 1st from MySpace
  20. Car shopping. Going to look at a rx7 twin turbo right now. 11:55 AM Oct 31st from txt