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I just saw someone is following their wife and ex-wife on twitter. lulzy. God, I'm bored. about 2 hours ago via web
Good thing the internet is funny today cause work sure as hell ain't. about 4 hours ago via web
#InappropriateWeddingSongs Down In The Park @numanofficial Used @ my wedding, lol. about 22 hours ago via web
This afternoon makes me think of Life Of Brian. "How shall we fuck off, sir?" 3:57 PM May 30th via web
CollectorManiac I defy you to find a nicer website than calmingmanatee.com 2:52 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Neondancer and 5 others
@maggiebob @MsAnaMatronic I got a great diagonal striped shirt at a thrift store about a month ago. 11:32 AM May 30th via web in reply to maggiebob
@maggiebob @MsAnaMatronic As am I, which is why I'm stealing it and making my own! 11:26 AM May 30th via web in reply to maggiebob
I bought a Hoover and damn does it suck well. Thanks @Jakeshears 10:00 AM May 30th via web
Y'know how Jake endorses Hoover in #FuckYeah 9:59 AM May 30th via web
Queen_UK And the Lord said "let there be gin" and it was Gin O'Clock. #ginoclock 9:03 AM May 30th via web Retweeted by Neondancer and 636 others
@actuallynph Go with Boateng, the smaller names are always much more interesting and deserve support. 8:37 PM May 29th via Mobile Web in reply to ActuallyNPH
Dear dinner, where are youuuuu? 6:50 PM May 29th via Mobile Web
@EffinSpaceCadet I'm always a hot mess. Every year I try to out drink the year before. 4:07 PM May 29th via web in reply to EffinSpaceCadet
@EffinSpaceCadet @scissorsisters Depending on if I can swing it in time, I might have it for Pride. 3:52 PM May 29th via web in reply to EffinSpaceCadet
@EffinSpaceCadet @scissorsisters I think I about died when I saw the stripey outfit. Aaand I'ma steal that. 3:46 PM May 29th via web in reply to EffinSpaceCadet
Oh, #BabyComeHome vid tomorrow? My my, that is a surprise! 3:14 PM May 29th via web
Tihihi, I just followed the Queen. 2:06 PM May 29th via web
TheGambon Is it illegal to dress monkeys as Roman gladiators and make them fight in my back garden for entertainment? Asking for a friend. 5:59 AM May 29th via web Retweeted by Neondancer and 23 others
I ordered my Warhol Wall! And it's Magic Hour day! Today is happy. 12:43 PM May 29th via web
I keep hearing I looked a little Bride of Frankenstein at my wedding, not sure if good or bad. 10:04 PM May 28th via Mobile Web