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  1. I must have sprayed myself too close to my water, because now it tastes like my perfume. The strange part is, I can't stop drinking it.
  2. Working the day before Thanksgiving is hard, that's why I chose a task that would make time go by faster...filing...lots and lots of filing.
  3. If I look this dead in the morning, I can't even imagine what zombies would look like...
  4. I turn 22 today! What a lame number.
  5. @SeanBlaze In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it...*in a book*.
  6. My apartment building smells like someone is deep-frying a wet dog. That's animal cruelty...and also really gross.
  7. Aww...I want a Fruit Roll-up now. =(
  8. I should go get something and actually eat today, but I really don't want to leave my office right now.
  9. Got the H1N1 vaccine a couple days ago...yep...that's all that has happened to me this past week.
  10. I wish I was a robot so I could just store information and recall it later on tests. Then again, why would I be at school if I were a robot?
  11. I'm not dead. #justsaying
  12. Mom: Todd Reesing has a groin injury...his boyfriend must be a tight end. Ha! I <3 my mother.
  13. What just happened? My desk drawers are clean & organized. I know where everything is now! I won't freak out, I'm not going to freak out....
  14. Damn! My boyfriend knows about my Twitter!
  15. @jeffcoffee I could care less if the Twitter world thinks I'm weird, they should know that by now. But he shouldn't.
  16. So...I accidentally butt-dialed my boyfriend, and he heard me listening to Tainted Love and screaming with excitement. I am so embarrassed.
  17. 'splodey head, my old nemesis...
  18. Sometimes I think my boss needs a tracking device put on her.
  19. What this weekend has taught me: peeing only 3 times in 44 hours means I need to drink more water.
  20. I spent the weekend in a tent, cold and dirty and with a stick in my ass. What a hell of a time!