NeoApotheker
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@ write them down using the tears of all the webOS devs, jerkface
4:29 PM May 26th
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Clearly the Enyo team should have gone to bing instead.
12:27 AM May 25th
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Who is this toe-headed guy making faces and talking about the Colts and not the iPad. Am I watching the wrong press conference?
10:04 AM Mar 7th
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My sources tell me the iPad 3 will have a high-resolution monochrome "green screen" display. Should be awesome.
9:18 AM Mar 7th
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I can't get to work on my StarTAC. You call this cross-platform?
9:23 PM Jan 25th
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Damn you webOS team! I told you to stop making cool stuff months ago.
12:35 PM Jan 25th
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I wish I could run for president. Damn constitution.
9:05 PM Jan 3rd
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@ you forgot the fact that the palm people all had cooties, too. Other than that, very fine reporting. You should be proud.
5:21 PM Jan 1st
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Why are the great ones always taken from us early? From one to another, goodbye Kim Jong-il.
10:38 PM Dec 18th, 2011
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@ actually mounts his camera on his gun sight. He shoots the birds after he takes their picture.
5:59 PM Dec 13th, 2011
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I want to apply to be CEO of the new OSS entity. Where do I send my resume? I decorated it with stickers.
11:31 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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My prediction for tomorrow: there will be keys to a new car under each seat. Meg likes to do things Oprah style.
11:10 PM Dec 8th, 2011
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WTF is up with these backups being down? I wanted to back up my touchpad while I still can...
9:56 PM Dec 1st, 2011
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I had my interview with Carrier IQ today! Everyone wish me luck!
3:06 PM Dec 1st, 2011
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Wikipedia says I can still claim credit for killing , as limbo is considered the afterlife
11:09 AM Dec 1st, 2011
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The latest countdown on decision (until the next time the countdown is reset to a new value):
11:06 AM Dec 1st, 2011
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I basted my thanksgiving turkey in the tears of fans. Delicious.
5:50 PM Nov 24th, 2011
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I would like to formally invite Reed Hastings, Rick Perry, and Joe Paterno to my special club.
8:26 PM Nov 9th, 2011
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I want to debate Rick Perry.
8:21 PM Nov 9th, 2011
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I am holding an all hands meeting of my own in my den.
4:47 PM Nov 8th, 2011
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- Name Neo Apotheker
- Location Palo Alto, CA
- Bio I am the real Neo.
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