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  1. SWCTCO has thrown me out this morning. Rumour has it She is celebrating something. Not my exit, I hope... 11:51 PM Nov 10th from web
  2. is sleeping 4:43 AM Nov 6th from API
  3. Hello, fellow cats! I have blogged http://tinyurl.com/onex56 1:10 PM May 18th from web
  4. @LesleySmith that's SWCTCO's special mousemat from the London Review of Books, with all the Alt codes on it... 4:25 PM May 15th from web in reply to LesleySmith
  5. @ntheowl good grief no, that's what chav mongrel cats do. 4:24 PM May 15th from web in reply to ntheowl
  6. I punished Her severely last night by refusing to join Her on the bed. 11:04 AM May 15th from web
  7. SWCTCO did leave me food of course but otherwise was out from Dawn till midnight. Disgraceful. 11:04 AM May 15th from web
  8. @ntheowl I shall not forgive SWCTCO for neglecting me so appallingly over the last couple of days 11:03 AM May 15th from web in reply to ntheowl
  9. SWCTCO has come home whingeing about a sore back. Doesn't she realise I've been left alone to fend for myself for 2 whole days? 8:26 AM May 15th from web
  10. SWCTCO has been mean. I've been booted off my corner of the bed. There appears to be a man involved 11:17 PM Apr 11th from web
  11. @pappup sorry for the late reply. No, SWCTCO = She Who Controls the Can Opener. My, is it really a month since my last tweet? 3:52 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to pappup
  12. It's so cold! SWCTCO appears to be have forgotten to top up the gas meter. And I swear She's rationing my supplies 10:49 PM Feb 19th from web
  13. @PatBookworm moths, butterflies... they all taste good. I like beetles too 6:05 AM Feb 15th from Matt
  14. @PatBookworm I didn't say SWCTCO forgets. She's not always around. Besides, I like butterflies, they are very high in protein & taste good 5:55 AM Feb 15th from Matt
  15. @PatBookworm oh yes, I'm very at home in my environment. It provides an excellent supplementary food source for when SWCTCO fails to feed me 5:40 AM Feb 15th from Matt
  16. @PatBookworm I only snack on butterflies, preferably Red Admirals 5:15 AM Feb 15th from Matt
  17. How dare they? I shall refuse to wear a tag http://tinyurl.com/bjy8ar 3:40 AM Feb 15th from Matt
  18. SWCTCO has purchased an evil implement she calls a furminator. I swear it will leave me bald and my beautiful pelt is so renowned 12:56 AM Feb 8th from web
  19. Good morning all. A splendid snow-free day here, off to hunt squirrels... 12:21 AM Feb 6th from web
  20. @ntheowl nothing to do with the admiral. I have all my limbs, thank you. All the better to catch you with 5:39 AM Feb 4th from web in reply to ntheowl