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If anyone knows where my bank card is- give it the fuck back. I need to go meet @ajvelzian, fill my face with wine & say "fuck" a lot.about 3 hours agovia Twitter for iPad
Forgot for a while but I've been reminded this week I don't trust people. I'm gonna fly over to Madagascar & live with a colony of lemurs.about 6 hours agovia Twitter for iPad
In conclusion, I'd be PISSED OFF if I had to share my wedding day, then was fed wriggly octopus, then told to wait 40 days for sex.about 24 hours agovia Twitter for BlackBerry®
"Hey, I just met you and this is crazy..." Still trying to make up another few lines to make it appropriate for Married to the Moonies.1:30 PM May 31stvia Twitter for BlackBerry®