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  1. http://twitpic.com/r26qg - Thanksgiving has not turned out well this year.
  2. RT @xflansx: Going to see Steely Dan tomorrow...I hope their music has aja'd well
  3. What's the difference between a plain white diaper and an Ed Hardy brand diaper? The Ed Hardy diaper is covered in shit.
  4. RT: @NASA Today's space shuttle mission status briefing will air live on NASA TV at 12:30 pm ET. www.nasa.gov/ntv
  5. Ed Hardy is coming out with a new line of trashbags.......His customers.
  6. @JRsully The Palladium Ballroom, Tuesday and Wednesday, and I am on at 8 pm.
  7. @icedborscht That would cost you tens of cents.
  8. This Sunday night at Spaceland in L.A., myself w/guests @timheidecker @douggpound and Twitter-less comedian Andy Kindler.
  9. I will be entertaining folks with Puscifer in Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio this week. So many laughs, for those who attend!
  10. Found a VHS tape of "Somewhere In Time" on the street in Denver. The cops say if no one claims it within 60 days, it's mine!
  11. Curses on @mjkeenan for sending me out on stage without a Teleprompter tonight.
  12. The shows with Puscifer have been 'ri-god-damn-diculous', to quote John Wayne. Denver NOW, Dallas/Houston/San Antonio next week
  13. Follow Friday @RealCarrotTop
  14. @joshfreese And here I am always crediting you! I will make sure to give Warren a tip of the hat when next I see him.
  15. @theyachtsman You missed it, we were in Charlottesville last Saturday.
  16. Opening for Puscifer Wed. @ a classy Utah venue: http://tinyurl.com/neilslc Not like last time: http://tinyurl.com/y8qy8bl
  17. @jamesbassett Hopefully back in the UK this summer! Soho Theatre.
  18. RT: @The_AV_Club @neil_hamburger Your album made our best-of-the-decade list: http://bit.ly/2hTkKk
  19. Water discovered on the Moon! Dasani execs must be excited as converting sewage on Earth is quite expensive.
  20. Still more shows this weekend! Bring a bucket! http://twitpic.com/op2zy