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NeilRubenstein

@BradleyAnkrom you were in NY? Cool. Good hang. about 9 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to BradleyAnkrom
@ShaunLedington what?!?! Congrats @Amy_bedford about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to ShaunLedington
Come get a new Toyota... about 17 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
"That's not 1.9.8.9." - Me, when the girl at work showed me her 1.9.8.9 tattoo... In roman numerals... I. IX. XIII. IX. about 19 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS
"I'm gonna rip my eyeballs out and stuff them in my ears." - Kathleen after being forced to listen to AIDS Wolf. 8:45 PM May 30th via web
If ever a band sounded EXACTLY like their name.... AIDS Wolf. Sounds like AIDS Wolf should sound. youtube.com/watch?v=c1x-gv… 8:42 PM May 30th via web
@iwillendyouinc @achtung_meggie I love that tweet. 8:35 PM May 30th via web in reply to iwillendyouinc
@achtung_meggie @iwillendyouinc stoked to meet you. I have a million questions too. 3:32 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to achtung_meggie
@iwillendyouinc @achtung_meggie this is for next Wednesday, correct? 9:56 AM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to iwillendyouinc
@wonkybonkers whew. Alright then. Heal up quick. You got work to do. 9:55 AM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to wonkybonkers
@wonkybonkers you'll be able to walk again, right? 4:39 AM May 30th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to wonkybonkers
@iwillendyouinc @achtung_meggie cool cool cool. 7:00 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to iwillendyouinc
@achtung_meggie @iwillendyouinc cool. Michelle, just take 106 south from there. What time will you guys be there? 6:58 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to achtung_meggie
@wonkybonkers I'm pulling for you homie. I hope you recover amazingly fast and well!! 6:56 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to wonkybonkers
@sleepbellum about a month. 6:41 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to sleepbellum
@achtung_meggie @iwillendyouinc take the LIRR to hempstead and I'll pick you up there anytime after 6. 6:41 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to achtung_meggie
Anyone wants to buy a Toyota cheap, come in Wednesday or Thursday. End of the month sale, + friend/family discount. 5:17 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS
@achtung_meggie @iwillendyouinc there's an Indian Buffet out here for lunch. But not at night. This spot in Levittown called Chen's is good. 4:38 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to achtung_meggie
Mousetraps kinda look like Hot Pocket sleeves. 4:37 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS
Heard terrible news about @wonkybonkers - I hope to hell she gets real better real soon!! 10:12 AM May 28th via TweetCaster for iOS

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Name Neil Rubenstein
Location Long Island
Web http://iaminabett...
Bio I know - from experience - that urinating on your feet cures athlete's foot.

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