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NeilKnighton

  1. Should probably mention: big giant occasionally vomiting hippy.
  2. Birthday drinks with a great big occasionally violent hippy this evening #farout
  3. The Times has lowered its pay wall especially to cover the massacre in Syria. I suggest you read it. thetim.es/L31dB3 (ht @ruskin147)
  4. Urgh. Bought and ate entire rocky road sundae. My enthusiasm may have been both foolish and misplaced.
  5. RT @Fake_Dispatch If I got my ass kicked by Justin Bieber, I wouldn't tell ANYONE.
  6. Tony Blair complaining about abuse of power is like a great white shark complaining about the neighbourhood since those dolphins moved in.
  7. @samesizedfeet Some types taste like weak grassy shreddies, still okay but not worth losing fat over. Mud tasting tea's easy to spot: opaque
  8. @samesizedfeet it's only the sludgy-looking stuff that's a bit nasty. If you're getting it from a tea-bag you should be fine
  9. @samesizedfeet sometimes Shreddies, sometimes river mud. One is good for hangovers, other one is good for throwing at people.
  10. Dog now attempting to make amends with gf. He does look quite sorry.
  11. @SamanthaBradey you're not wrong. Dog still looks sheepish.
  12. My gf just screamed my labrador's name. Apparently he thinks pajamas are pretty tasty. He looked apprehensive. yfrog.com/hse7wutfj
  13. That fantastic moment when you realise the sun is still shining and there's more cold beer in the fridge #crackanothertinnie
  14. Good night celebrating last night, not entirely sure why my body decided to wake up at 6.30 though. Serious words need to be had.
  15. @sachinbajpai79 Ha! Only if we have a dance-off, you v.s. me...
  16. @ajhmurray You and your mum #radio4extra
  17. @BeingDoris thanks ☺ it's so nice to see hard work begin to pay off. I've been promoted, Katie's got her dream job, BBQ & champagne tonight!