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  1. @ChenTui MOT = Maximum Optimist Thinking. XX Neil 8:08 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to ChenTui
  2. Thank you all for asking but yes, the quack has given me a clean bill, a bit less cheese and wine and more bike is the trade-off. But hey... 8:05 AM Nov 2nd from web
  3. A sunny morning, full moon tonight, off to the doc in a mo, my cholesterol is up a little, so the blood tests say. Guess I've passed my MOT. 12:48 AM Nov 2nd from web
  4. @Sweejim - funny, but these days, whenever I see the word "Dynamite" I immediately think of the Nobel Peace Prize. Am I weird? XX Neil 3:53 AM Oct 28th from web
  5. Morning @Sweejim - I have a Log Splitter that's good for silly bugger lap tops if you need it! XXX Neil 3:30 AM Oct 28th from web
  6. ...? what happened there? -cal' and good fun. Out at Christmas and called "We Need Answers" and I won a miniature garden gate!!! XX Neil 11:44 PM Oct 16th from web
  7. Took part in a TV quiz last night - yes I did! - for BBC FOUR, so it was 'satiri 11:40 PM Oct 16th from web
  8. Just finished "How Mumbo Jumbo Conquered The World" by Francis Wheen. EVERYONE should read this wonderful book! XX Neil 11:38 PM Oct 16th from web
  9. @KenPlume thinking of you. XX Neil 8:14 AM Oct 9th from mobile web
  10. @aaronfever Praise indeed! Thank you - and yes of course, @sgt_april please play the album anywhere, anytime. XX Neil 8:19 AM Oct 8th from web
  11. Outraged of Suffolk! I was stung by a wasp last night - in my own bed! It still itches. Predict eccentric perf tonight at Bath Komedia. XX N 8:16 AM Oct 8th from web
  12. Oops! Sutton Coldfield. Visited the Hockney Mill in Saltaire this morning. Utterly brilliant!!! XN 8:32 AM Oct 4th from web
  13. Getting ready for tonight's gig at the Comedy junction in Sutton Coldfield. Are you? Oh I love my new ukelele... XN 8:27 AM Oct 4th from web
  14. Thank you at The Met in Bury and The Voodoo Room in Edinburgh. XN 10:58 AM Oct 3rd from mobile web
  15. If I ruled the world, I would ban all automatic transmission vehicles from the M25 and turn all Freeways everywhere into Fruit Machines. XN 6:48 PM Sep 28th from web
  16. @ZenMonkey George Bush (senior) at the time of the First Gulf War declared, or his advisors did, Perception is Reality. XX Neil 4:58 PM Sep 28th from web
  17. @MitchBenn How the Devil are you? Hitler is SO last century - isn't he? Oh hah - watch out for that loose floorboard... XX N 4:45 PM Sep 28th from web
  18. Oh Boy! Is there work to be done in the Tabernacles of Despair. Clap your hands Brothers and Sisters - the Quarrel soon come. Still trying. 4:23 PM Sep 28th from web
  19. @jupitusphillip Very funny for us Phill, but clearly a bit too real for you - we are organising a proper car and chauffeur - hang in there.. 1:49 AM Sep 24th from web
  20. Are children under 5 who have contracted Ecoli from petting farmyard animals safe to eat? Just a thought... night, night, Zzzzz X N 2:42 PM Sep 23rd from web