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NeedPancakeNow

  1. Having kids at parties isn’t so bad as I usually end up getting so drunk that I just end up thinking I'm partying with a bunch of midgets
  2. It must be really depressing for little kids with the last name of Pepper knowing that they would be mocked if they grew up to be a doctor
  3. @BRWSaver Hiding behind giraffes is always the answer!
  4. A new screenshot from the upcoming animated cartoon series Pancake Paradise! Visit pancakeparadise.com for more info!! twitter.com/NeedPancakeNow…
  5. It is much harder to find a hiding place to pee outside when you are wearing stilts
  6. @mego102508 If I squat it rips them so much that I'm then automatically wearing jean shorts
  7. @jonnyred89 I hope you found the best pancakes you've ever had in your life!
  8. I can't wear girl jeans because I’m a real man who has thick calves from being a ballerina
  9. I dont know what age its going to take me to get to where I will no longer get pumped up by listening to Smash Mouth’s All Star
  10. I enjoy pissing people off so much that I like to wear pro Obama shirts to Nascar events
  11. On really sunny days I always dress up as Spider-Man as its just easier than putting on sunscreen
  12. The thing I enjoy most about wearing stilts is that I get to drive my car while sitting in the back seat.
  13. I don't see a point of wearing underwear if your pants are already colored poop brown
  14. A new screenshot from the upcoming animated cartoon series Pancake Paradise! Visit pancakeparadise.com for more info!! twitter.com/NeedPancakeNow…
  15. Ceiling fans only piss me off when I'm wearing a top hat
  16. Not many strangers want to hug me out on the streets dressed normally but for some reason everyone is up for it when Im dressed as a gorilla
  17. Im doing these fat people a community service by driving around an ice cream truck but never actually stopping
  18. Growing up I collected baseball cards but I hated sports. I was just collecting pictures of men who had really kick ass mustaches
  19. I am so un hairy that I have to tell people I shave my legs just to make myself feel more like a man
  20. A new screenshot from the upcoming animated cartoon series Pancake Paradise! Visit pancakeparadise.com for more info! twitter.com/NeedPancakeNow…