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NebIsBen

  1. I love posts that say "It's my birthday". You might as well put, "I need people to give me birthday wishes!"
  2. That's the LeBron I know and love. #choke
  3. Josh Hamilton feels like absolute crap and still crushes a homer. I should stop whining about having the sniffles.
  4. I really take for granted how great "Mad Men" is. The most recent episode was nothing short of perfect.
  5. "The great thing about people who talk behind your back, you never have to hear their stupid voices." -my favorite unknown person
  6. Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite?
  7. @FMRedHawks strike first with two RBI doubles from Nick Jackson and Jon Gaston. 2-0, middle 1st.
  8. Jake Opitz hits a sacrifice fly with the bases full. 6-2, 2 outs.
  9. RT @allex_miller If there was one person in the world I could get rid of and never see their face again...it would be Kobe Bryant FOR SURE!!
  10. @milletg The Triple Crown of baseball is the highest batting average, most home runs and most RBIs in a season. Hasn't happened since 1967.
  11. The Food Network's Great Food Truck Race filming before the Sox game. twitpic.com/9mi8no
  12. I don't expect to have much spare time for a while. Goodbye nightly relaxation, see you in September.
  13. When someone gets in front of me in traffic, I sing the chorus to "Somebody That I Used to Know." #LookItUp #ItMakesSense
  14. If commercials have taught me anything, it's that I am too smart to be working for an ad agency. I can't believe these things got approved!
  15. Dear ESPN, never show the camera angle behind the plate again. It sucks. Sincerely, the entire television-viewing world.
  16. Vote for Paul Blake Construction! Wait, he's not running for office? It's a business? I'm confused.
  17. This Hamilton tear feels special. I will gladly tell my kids about this.
  18. Fantastic. I just saw a guy get a technical foul after giving a teammate a high-five. Literally nothing else happened. Glorious.
  19. @cojack_17 Personally, I'm disappointed Rascal Flats wasn't first. And where is Jason Aldean?
  20. Business Connection was cool, but it mostly just reminded me how unsuccessful I am compared to girls I went to college with.