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  1. Man pulls dick-in-the-popcorn stunt: http://tinyurl.com/amtv5h
  2. Sneaking a look at your classmate's test: naughty. ... Sneaking a look at your classmate's testicles: naughtier!!
  3. Send your stories to The Naughty American: http://www.thenaughtyamerican.com/
  4. Spraying someone with mustard: naughty. ... Spraying someone with mustard gas: naughtier!! (and lethal)
  5. Downing drinks until you puke: naughty. ... Going down on twinks until you puke: naughtier!!
  6. Losing yourself in deep thought: not naughty. ... Losing yourself in "Deep Throat": NAUGHTY.
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  9. Read and SUBMIT: http://tinyurl.com/6mdtep
  10. Fuck The Economist. Read The Naughty American. http://www.thenaughtyamerican.com/
  11. Wishing you had a nymphomaniac alter ego: naughty. ... Wishing you had a nymphomaniac altar boy: naughtier!!
  12. Living on the edge: naughty. ... Going down on The Edge: naughtier!
  13. Shaving your pussy: naughty. ... Shaving your pussycat: naughtier (and a bit odd)
  14. Mixing church and state: naughty. ... Mixing qualudes and booze: naughtier!
  15. Sticking a cigar in your girlfriend's pussy: naughty. ... Sticking a CUBAN cigar in your girlfriend's pussy: naughtier!!
  16. The Naughty American would like to wish you a happy Friday.
  17. Masturbating with an ear of corn: kinky. ... Masturbating with a can of corn: kinkier!
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  19. SUBMIT to The Naughty American: http://tinyurl.com/6mdtep
  20. Listening to your parents have sex: naughty. ... Watching your parents have sex: naughtier.