Natterjack
- Downtown Oakland: cop car with a shopping cart stuffed in the trunk. The cart is tied in with a yellow caution ribbon.6:07 PM Jul 10th from txt
- Futons are like drunk mattresses.8:57 PM Jul 9th from web
- 7 yo niece says that Prince sounds like Michael Jackson: 'You know, all breathy.'7:18 PM Jul 3rd from txt
- @sighafstrom This morning I also worried my muesli was stale and came to the same conclusion. Our connection is amuesling!1:43 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Settling in with a soda, cheese puffs, and a movie about skin breakdown.10:08 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Niece's dilemma: "I went in the bathroom, locked the door, and climbed out the window. The window locked behind me and I still have to pee."6:18 PM Jun 28th from web
- Me: Is this basket for garbage? Her: Yeah. Garbage and other things.7:15 PM Jun 25th from txt
- 7 yo niece's advertisement: "Free Massages!" was quickly changed to: "Massages: 50 cents!"8:44 PM Jun 23rd from web
- My 7 year old niece is planning a "Pickles in the Forest" themed party.6:00 PM Jun 23rd from web
- My 8 yo sister wasn't happy with her spelling mistake on her card for our dad, but i was: 'happy farter's day!'5:36 PM Jun 21st from txt
- I will welcome a weekend of doors with knobs and hinges. There is an excellent reason why most doors are not designed with zippers.7:38 AM Jun 19th from web
- nieces' new friend: "Are you a tomboy?" 10 yo niece: "yeah, my whole family's a tomboy."10:44 AM Jun 15th from web
- Taking a break from riding bikes with my 10 year old niece. Unfortunately i don't have a bike so i'm running next to her.8:11 PM Jun 13th from txt
- Intrigued by the "Children Noodle Soup" on the menu at this Vietnamese restaurant.9:28 AM Jun 12th from web
- After tucking my niece in, I lay down to snuggle. She politely told me, "I don't mind if you cuddle, but can you cuddle with someone else?"8:27 PM Jun 11th from web
- I can't decide whether it was a brilliant or a terrible marketing decision to display the prunes next to the adult diapers.8:20 PM Jun 6th from txt
- My new ipod nano is so tiny that I am worried I may swallow it.12:17 PM Jun 5th from web
- Stuck at home after surgery, a woman supported by the agency I work for declared, "I'm tired of being recooped up at home!"8:49 AM Jun 2nd from web
- @thecrazybaker and @mykliam: Anina found the (human) placenta. Are you getting new baking ideas, @crazybaker?8:29 AM Jun 1st from web
- My niece was ecstatic about discovering chocolate in the freezer but felt less so when I told her what she found was, in fact, a placenta.7:04 AM Jun 1st from web
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