Natterjack
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8 yo niece's poem: red and feathery / a fish sincerely waits / beautiful seaweed
about 15 hours ago
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Confronted with a choice between the 'guys' & 'dolls' bathrooms, it took a lot of will power to walk through a door branding me a 'doll.'
4:34 PM Nov 23rd
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When it's cold I hate that I need to turn off the water in order to dry off.
10:33 PM Nov 21st
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This water saving shower head is extremely effective, mostly because the waterflow is so low that it prevents you from wanting to shower.
10:32 PM Nov 21st
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Landed in las vegas. Will be home, broke, soon.
1:47 PM Nov 21st
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All 6 people I've seen in the bart station are discussing ways to die: buried alive, drowning, gun shot, & maiming by a car (dying later).
9:10 AM Nov 21st
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Today: $1250 cash eaten by an ATM, dyed-pink flower water spilled on a white rug, rain, & 2 hrs, ripe for disaster, left until the funeral.
10:30 AM Nov 20th
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I meant to organize the drinks in the fridge as requested, but found myself napping with an open one instead. Worst part: It was only juice.
3:06 PM Nov 19th
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This incense smells like someone is smoking pot on christmas.
4:49 AM Nov 16th
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I'm watching a woman eat the kind of coffee cake I just finished. What she eats in 30 bites with a fork and knife I ate in 5 with my hands.
10:34 AM Nov 15th
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8 yo niece's drawing: A cross-eyed peanut giving birth to a baby peanut as a shocked peanut father stands by.
7:19 PM Nov 14th
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Aha! I have an email with the subject: "Borscht on porch." The mystery is unraveling.
10:27 AM Nov 12th
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Is it wise to eat bright pink soup (I think) found noteless in a pyrex container on the porch?
10:19 AM Nov 12th
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A priest giving The Last Rites missed a line from The Lord's Prayer. Even I know that one (from many viewings of Harold and Maude.)
6:32 PM Nov 11th
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Turns out I'm not so good at choosing soothing music to play for the dying. I never realized that the music I find relaxing is so morbid.
12:02 PM Nov 7th
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I know I'm doing too much care provider work when I clean my table at a restaurant excessively. I did refrain from washing my dishes.
12:06 PM Nov 6th
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Insomnia strikes as I try to sleep in a therapist's office. I scan her books for causes. A woman screams. As a dream this could use analysis
4:38 AM Nov 6th
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My new doctor can't be more than 11 years old.
11:39 AM Nov 2nd
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My 10 year old niece is taping her Halloween candy together so that she can't eat it as quickly and it will last longer.
11:21 AM Nov 1st
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When I hear a child say that she thinks parents can put kids ("only very sick ones") to sleep like pets, I wonder what else she's thinking.
10:02 PM Oct 31st
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- Name Robin Olip-Booth
- Location Hearth Hill, WV and CA
- Web http://robinolipb...
- Bio Acclaimed author: At age seven I won a $5 gift certificate at the local Hallmark store for a second place essay on fall leaves.
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